-amiga-

[unnatural_20s]

So, those would be my, er... "boon companions", eh? A swordsman who makes algae dumber merely by standing next to it. A thief who would sell his own mother for trinkets- and would have, too, if my Bag of Holding had any open slots to take her. Someday, Gladys.

And... Black Mage. I can't really think of any words to describe him. Is "failsuck" a

Comments

[thelostseraph]

Do not despair. You fit right in with your 'boon companions'. Even your patron deity recognizes this.

[unnatural_20s]

He's not my patron deity, he's my hallucination that we can both see. Get it right.

[thelostseraph]

Then he is not your hallucination. He is our shared hallucination.

Somehow, I am doubtful of this.

[unnatural_20s]

Hey, get your own hallucination!

[hailbeautyqueen]

That's a pretty mediocre hallucination you've got there.

[unnatural_20s]

"I'd like to see you come up with- What am I saying? I'm not a goddamned hallucination!"

Is he still here?

[hailbeautyqueen]

Yeah, he is. Tell him to stop leering at me, too. You need to learn to keep your hallucinations to yourself.

[unnatural_20s]

It's a medical condition. I think. Maybe! Either way, I think I've earned some roleplaying XP.

[allnaturalmagic]

What in the world is that?

[unnatural_20s]

See? Look at the fuss you're making.

"There are no words in the mortal tongue for how much I hate you."

[allnaturalmagic]

...Oh my.

[unnatural_20s]

Can I be your avatar? ...Please?"

If he tries to sell you anything, don't let him.