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[unnatural_20s]

Hmm...

[[OOC: Currently, anyone wandering around the town center will find a young man wandering around with a piece of paper stuck to his face. He is somehow managing to avoid bumping into anything, and is talking to himself with apparent disregard for anyone else.]]

Hmm, still nothing. No plot synopsis, either... Must be one of these new 4th

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[hailbeautyqueen]

Level 1? Damn, that's harsh.

[unnatural_20s]

You're telling me, kid. Sheesh, outfit like that, no way you're an NPC. Name and class, please.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Name: Etna.

Class: Beauty Queen.

[unnatural_20s]

Is that some sort of prestige class?

[ace_of_11s]

Not another one…

I don't know why people have such a hard time understanding that this isn't a video game.

[unnatural_20s]

What else would it be? A dating sim?

Because if so, I am all over that.

[ace_of_11s]

Dating sim? Egh.

No, it's not any kind of game at all. We're--well--I'm definitely a real person.

[unnatural_20s]

Yes, yes, mustn't hurt the NPC's feelings by explaining that their role in life amounts to basically just giving me advice and free things and sidequests. All that sentimentalist mumbo jumbo. If you're not in the party, you're out of the party, which means you can go stand in the Shame Corner with the other NPCs.

Hmm, didn't mean to say all that, which is weird, but say it I did! So. Shame Corner. See ya.

[vespa_alien]

I'll trade an oath of fealty for valuable sidequest leads!

[unnatural_20s]

Do I look like a king to you? I'm looking for hardcore, blood-guzzling berserkers, not castle maids! Either start guzzling some blood in the next five seconds or find me someone who will!

[vespa_alien]

There's bears in the forest. I hear they have lots of blood.

[unnatural_20s]

Bears, you say? Dire bears, perhaps?

[semper_fi_bitch]

*Is, for the record, in his armor; he just has his helmet off*

Awww, dude, take it from me. This is not a video game. I've been here a month and the only real action there's been was everybody switching genders around. You have no idea how lucky you are for missing that, let me tell you.

[unnatural_20s]

Switching... genders around?

...

Well. Since I wouldn't have any interest in that sort of thing at all, I guess there's no harm in you telling me how I would, completely hypothetically, go about doing that.

[semper_fi_bitch]

Man, it just happened. It was a real pain in the ass. Only wore off last night. And man, it was not fun waking up a week ago to 'Surprise! Your cock is missing!'

1/3

[unnatural_20s]

So it just happens on its own?

[leadsneverdie]

And once again, the rabble think they're rulers.

[unnatural_20s]

I'm level one, man, I'm not ruling anything. ...yet. You look like the gentleman thief, why do those words fill me with dread and fear for my wallet, so I suppose you're the party Rogue...

[[OOC: Strikes readable.]]

[leadsneverdie]

Sparking fear and dread with but a few words? I'd be surprised if you could keep up with me.

[unnatural_20s]

Well, yeah. What part of level 1 are you not getting? You're at least level, what, 5?