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Set a snake:what does "set" a snake mean? Spend a week in an empty room:No. I could do it, but I don't want to. Fuck that. Ride in a hot-air balloon:Hell yeah Sky dive:Oh I cannot WAIT to do that! Sing in front of a huge audience:No. Fuck that, I can't sing! scuba dive:Yeah, that'd be cool Sit in the front seat of a roller coaster:Hell yeah, done that already Deliver a baby:Uh... if I have to Swim across the Amazon River:No, that doesn't sound like fun at all Change careers:Definitely, if that is what I wanted or needed Disappear for a long period of time:I used to really want that. I could do it. Walk through the forest alone at night:Done that Join a space mission:Maybe Tell everyone what you honestly think of them:I try to do that Call off your wedding:If need be... Walk naked through New York City for 10 minutes during rush hour:uh... I'd really rather not Walk up to Mike Tyson and call him a girl:since I doubt I'll ever have the opportunity, I'll go ahead and say yeah. Disarm a bomb:I would definitely try CLean the outside windows of a skyscraper:no definitely would rather not on that too Draw a mustache on the Mona Lisa with a permanent marker:fuck no Go on tour with Elvis:hell yeah Go swimming during a thunder storm:yeah I could see myself doing that... it'd be exciting. sex in a pool during a thunder storm, that sounds cool Preform surgury on your best friend:no
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What is your name?:Terah Are you named after anyone?:some old guy in the Bible What's your screename?:OUKatt Would you name a child of yours after you?:Nope If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?:my mom said it was going to be "Jeremy Adam" If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?:Gabrielle Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?:Tara or Tera or Terra or Tarah etc... Would you drop your last name if you became famous?:No BasicsYour gender::female Straight/Gay/Bi::straight... bi-curious occasionally Single?:nope If not, do you want to be?:definitely not Birthdate::11/09/83 Your age::20 Age you act::mostly 40, sometimes 20, sometimes 90, sometimes 5 Age you wish you were::this is fine Your height::5'4 Eye color::blue, but they change colors Happy with it?:sure, Wudi like them Hair color::red Happy with it?:well, I made it this color for a reason =P Lefty/righty/ambidextrous::right... somewhat ambidextrous Your living arrangement::with Wudi and Brian =) Your family::is insane Have any pets?:an Alaskan Malamute named Allie Whats your job?:mostly I'm a full-time student Piercings?:ears, belly button Tattoos?:one Obsessions?:sex Addictions?:possibly sex... lol. really, caffeine and nicotine. Do you speak another language?:French Have a favorite quote?:many Do you have a webpage?:yep Deep Thoughts About Life and You in itDo you live in the moment?:I try to a good part of the time Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?:yes Do you have any secrets?:yes Do you hate yourself?:I try not to Do you like your handwriting?:it's alright Do you have any bad habits?:a few What is the compliment you get from most people?:looks or writing If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?:"Too Much Too Soon" What's your biggest fear?:people I love dying Can you sing?:Nope Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?:No Are you a loner?:No What are your #1 priorities in life?:love, security, the happiness of the ones I love, education If you were another person, would you be friends with you?:Yeah, I think I would Are you a daredevil?:to an extent Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?:yes Are you passive or agressive?:both Do you have a journal?:yes What is your greatest strength and weakness?:strength: emotional strength. weakness: dependency on others. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?:a personality characteristic difficult to explain Do you think you are emotionally strong?:very Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?:several Do you think life has been good so far?:not really What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?:priorities. gotta let the small shit go. love matters. What do you like the most about your body?:my tits heh And least?:my face... my ears Do you think you are good looking?:sometimes Are you confident?:sometimes What is the fictional character you are most like?:damn. dunno. Are you perceived wrongly?:Not too often Do You...Smoke?:yep Do drugs?:nope Read the newspaper?:not usually Pray?:no Go to church?:no Talk to strangers who IM you?:occasionally Sleep with stuffed animals?:yep Take walks in the rain?:occasionally Talk to people even though you hate them?:sometimes, yeah Drive?:yes Like to drive fast?:yes Would or Have You Ever?Liked your voice?:uh... it's alright. can't sing. Hurt yourself?:I've done it Been out of the country?:I want to do it Eaten something that made other people sick?:I dunno Been in love?:Yes Done drugs?:Yes Gone skinny dipping?:Yes Had a medical emergency?:Yes Had surgery?:No Ran away from home?:No Played strip poker?:Yes Gotten beaten up?:No Beaten someone up?:No Been picked on?:Yes Been on stage?:Yes Slept outdoors?:Yes Thought about suicide?:Yes Pulled an all nighter?:Yes If yes, what is your record?:about 9 days Gone one day without food?:yes Talked on the phone all night?:yes Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?:yes Slept all day?:yes Killed someone?:no Made out with a stranger?:yes Had sex with a stranger?:no Thought you're going crazy?:yes Kissed the same sex?:yes Done anything sexual with the same sex?:yes Been betrayed?:yes Had a dream that came true?:yes Broken the law?:yes Met a famous person?:yes Have you ever killed an animal by accident?:yes On purpose?:no Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?:yes Stolen anything?:yes Been on radio/tv?:yes Been in a mosh-pit?:yes Had a nervous breakdown?:yes Bungee jumped?:yes Had a dream that kept coming back?:yes BeliefsBelive in life on other planets?:yes Miracles?:yes Astrology?:yes Magic?:maybe God?:no not the stereotypical Christian God Satan?:no Santa?:no Ghosts?:yes Luck?:eh, to an extent Love at first sight?:maybe Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?:yes Witches?:eh, maybe Easter bunny?:no Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?:I really really hope so Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?:no Do you wish on stars?:all the time Deep Theological QuestionsDo you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?:Not at all Do you think God has a gender?:probably not, if there is one Do you believe in organized religion?:NO Where do you think we go when we die?:I don't know, but I don't think there's absolutely nothing. FriendsDo you have any gay/lesbian friends?:yes Who is your best friend?:Wudi Who's the one person that knows most about you?:Brian What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?:I'm really not sure... Your favourite inside joke?:today it's Gandhi Thing you're picked on most about?:studying too much Who's your longest known friend?:that's still around at least somewhat? Probably Jared. Newest?:Jade, I hope Shyest?:uh, not sure. Not many people I know are shy. Funniest?:Brian & Chelsea Sweetest?:Craig Closest?:Wudi Weirdest?:Brian Smartest?:Jeff Ditziest?:the other Chelsea Friends you miss being close to the most?:JOSH!!!!! Last person you talked to online?:talking to Paul right now Who do you talk to most online?:right now, probably Jesse Who are you on the phone with most?:uh... Wudi, I guess Who do you trust most?:Wudi & Brian Who listens to your problems?:Wudi & Brian Who do you fight most with?:uh, I usually don't fight with people. maybe Kayleen Who's the nicest?:Josh Who's the most outgoing?:Wudi probably Who's the best singer?:my ex Matt Who's on your shit-list?:her last name starts with an A... Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?:lol Who's your second family?:Wudi & Brian Do you always feel understood?:no Who's the loudest friend?:Jeff Do you trust others easily?:no Who's house were you last at?:Well, I'm at the house I live in with Wudi and Brian right now, earlier this evening I was at Wudi's dad's house Name one person who's arms you feel safe in::Wudi Do your friends know you?:yes Friend that lives farthest away::close friend... Josh Love and All ThatDo you consider love a mistake?:definitely not What do you find romantic?:sweet words, cuddling, stars Turn-on?:being touched, understanding eyes Turn-off?:hypocracy, abrasiveness, crudeness First kiss?:6th grade during recess. If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?:I hate when that happens.... I feel really bad because I don't feel the same and I hate hurting people Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going:yes Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out:I think it's perfectly socially acceptable. Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractiv:Yes Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?:yes What is best about the opposite sex?:almost everything, the bastards ;-) What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?:immaturity What's the last present someone gave you?:hmm. the last serious present was the key that Wudi made me Are you in love?:Yes Do you consider your significant other hot?:VERY Who Was the Last Person...That haunted you?:Jason You wanted to kill?:If I say it, the CIA will get me That you laughed at?:uh, Wudi and I were goofing around poking fun at each other earlier That laughed at you?:see above answer That turned you on?:Wudi You went shopping with?:Brian That broke your heart?:Wudi To disappoint you?:people are disappointing every day. To ask you out?:some guy at a gas station To make you cry?:Michael Moore (F9/11) To brighten up your day?:Wudi =) That you thought about?:Wudi You saw a movie with?:Wudi and Jade, last night You talked to on the phone?:Jason You talked to through IM/ICQ?:Paul You saw?:Wudi You lost?:lost? as in dead? for family members, it'd be my uncle Mike last summer Right This Moment...Are you going out?:No Will it be with your significant other?:n/a Or some random person?:n/a What are you wearing right now?:a t-shirt and a thong (lol it's 3am, what do you expect?) Body part you're touching right now::uh, my arms are resting on the keyboard... ? What are you worried about right now?:money What book are you reading?:I forget, I just started it and it's downstairs where Wudi is asleep What's on your mousepad?:not using one, it's just resting on the arm of the chair and my laptop is on my lap Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling::achy, tired, anxious, waiting, hungry Are you bored?:yep Are you tired?:yep Are you talking to anyone online?:not anymore Are you talking to anyone on the phone?:nope Are you lonely or content?:a little bit of both Are you listening to music?:Nope
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What comes to mind when you hear....snow?:cold ..rain?:thunder ..tornado?:cows ..summer love?:Wudi ..Jon?:Kayleen's ex? ..Mike?:my Mike *grin* ..Shea?:huh? ..banana?:split ..dizzy?:Brian's new toy ..Laura?:my cousin ..Juan?:dunno ..car?:my car ..white?:summer ..peppermint?:Altoids ..New Found Glory?:band ..placebo?:band ..orange juice?:vodka ..candid camera?:stupid ..sister?:Erica ..brother?:nope ..hate?:terrorism ..school?:OU ..President?:sucks ..football?:my mom ..rap?:99 Problems ..pop?:Dr Pepper ..rock?:sex drugs & rock n' roll ..punk?:ugh ..sex?:now? ..death?:dad ..baby?:no! ..duuude?:are you dumb? ..the end?:okay?
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The Generic Teenager StereotypeDo you drink [alcohol]?:occasionally Do you party a lot? How often?:a lot during the summer Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?:No How often do you use the word like in an average hour?:probably a few Do you skip classes? How often?:more than I should Do you have casual sex? Protected?:no Do you steal?:no Do you wear inappropriate clothing?:yes Do you drool over celebrities?:sometimes Do you watch a lot of TV?:no Do you ever watch the News?:not usually Do you even care about world issues?:very much Do you read books often?:all the time Are you failing a lot of your classes?:no Do you spend most of your time with your friends?:yes Do you smoke cigarettes?:yes Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?:no, thank god Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?:no Do you cuss a lot?:yes Are you desperate to fit in?:no Are you intelligent?:yes The Goth StereotypeBlack lipstick?:no Black eyeliner?:yes Black eyeshadow?:no Black trenchcoat?:no Black boots?:yes Black fishnets?:yes Black nail polish?:no Cigarettes?:yes Heavy metal music?:yes Marilyn Manson?:yes Kittie?:no Cradle of Filth?:no Constant frown and perpetual angst?:no Do you like to be seen as: Are you an intellectual?:yes An atheist?:agnostic Horrible home life?:not horrible... not good Hopelessly depressed?:no Suffering with suicidal idealations?:no Self-mutilation?:no The Punk StereotypePlaid?:no Big black boots?:ocassionally Mohawk?:fuck no Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]:not excessive Loud, confident and opinionated?:eh, not in the way you mean Wild hair colors?:no NOFX?:huh? Rancid?:no Well versed on political scandals and outrages?:somewhat A: The Jock SterotypeWhat's your IQ?:not sure Do you watch a lot of sports?:no Play a lot of sports?:no Talk a lot about sports?:no Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?:no Are you arrogant?:no Are you a male or female whore?:no Are you homophobic?:no Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?:no But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?:no Boobs = yes?:yes Parties = yes?:yes Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?:no The Girl StereotypeDo you spend a lot of time on your appearence?:a decent amount, yeah Have you ever been on a diet?:not really How much did you lose?:n/a Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?:no Make yourself throw up?:no Make-up?:yes Low-cut tops?:yes How big are your boobies? [Cup size]:D Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?:no Giggle a lot?:no What's the deal with boys?:Wudi Thongs?:yes Pretty bras?:yes YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?:no Who's the weaker sex?:men Are you a feminist?:yes Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?:very How often do you shave your legs?:daily How about your armpits?:daily Are you emotional?:yes Especially when on your period?:not too bad This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]Originality or Acceptance?:both Independence or Companionship?:both Stability or Freedom?:both Personal or Interpersonal?:both Introvert or Extrovert?:both Popularity or Isolation?:eh... between the two, popularity. Unique or Loved?:both Understood or Individual?:both You or Them?:how about "us"
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Do you know who Harry Potter is?:yes, the wizard kid What are the first and last names of Harry's two best friends?:Hermoine Granger and Ron Weasle Do you know what the name of Harry's godfather is?:Sirius Black Do you think the aforementioned godfather is hot?:not in the 3rd movie, ugh! How many brothers and sisters does Ron have?:4 I think Who is Percy Weasley's boss?:oh that Minister of Magic guy, I forget his name Who is Dolores Umbridge?:I think she's that nasty reporter Who does Harry have a crush on until the fifth book?:Choe... wasn't that it? How many movies have been made based on the Harry Potter series so far?:3 What is the incantation for the levitation spell?:leviosa...? What feature does Harry have that is a mark of the curse he repelled?:a scar in the shape of a lightning bolt on his forehead What is a bowtruckle?:I don't remember Which three people can see thestrals?:I don't remember Who wrote the Harry Potter books?:JK Rowlings
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Favorite thing about your boyfriend?::his heart his age and yours?::20 and 20 What color are his eyes?::brown... the type of brown you melt in What color is his hair?::dark dark brown How tall is he?::6'6 (very, very tall) Siblings?::a younger brother Whats his favorite color?::black Whats his favorite movie?::The Crow & Fight Club Whens his birthday?::June 5, 1984 Whats his nationality?::American... Does he play any sports?::no Are you in love?::yes What kind of car does he drive?::lol... right now, a freaking Bug! horrible! (not by choice) Where does he work?::the military How does he dress?::jeans & t-shirt Shoe size?::13 I think Favorite food?::damn... I'm pretty sure he likes just about everything lol Does he live on his own?::yeah, here with me Does he go to school?::yep 3 things he LOVES?::me... his family... sex ;-) When did you 2 first meet?::a Regret concert in May 2000. song that best decribes you two?::heh... maybe "The Perfect Drug" If you had to describe him in one word what would it be?::everything
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«--Part 0ne--» *You*Your Name --»:Terah You Age --»:20 «--Part tw0--» *Him*His Name --»:Wudi His Hair --»:dark dark brown His Eyes --»:brown His Birthday --»:June 6, 1984 His Penis --»:huge Your Favorite Thing About Him --»:his heart «--Part Thr3e--» *Do you...*Love Him --»:yes Dream About Him --»:yes Wanna Bang Him --»:yes Wish He Was Here With You --»:he is =) Think He Loves You --»:yes Think He's Playin` You --»:no Want To Kiss Him So Bad That You Can't Stand It --»:always «--Part F0ur--» *Could /// Would You..*Hug Him And Never Let Go --»:yes Kiss Him If He Was Here Right Now --»:yes Break Up With Him For $500 --»:hell no Cheat On Him For A Certain Other Person --»:fuck no Tell Him You Dreams --»:yes Sleep With Him --»:yes Make Love To Him --»:yes Give Him Another Chance If He Cheated --»:let's hope we don't have to find out. Believe Him Over Anyone --»:not necessarily Be With Him Forever --»:yes «--Part FiVE--» *Have You..*Hugged Him --»:yes Kissed Him --»:yes Gave Him Head --»:yes Had Sex With Him --»:yes Burped in Front Of Him --»:yes Tapped That Ass =P --»:uhh... «--Part SiX--» *What's Your Favorite..*Thing About Him --»:his heart Thing He Does --»:that's private ;-) Thing He Says --»:"I love you" «--Part SeVeN--» *Would He Pick /// Prefer...*Pool or Ocean --»:pool for where he lives, he doesn't want to live right next to the ocean Sauna or Jacuzzi --»:jacuzzi Hot or Cold --»:hmm... depends I think. he likes it to be cold when he goes to sleep To Drink or Get High --»:to drink Kinky or Nice --»:nice Slutty Or Sweet --»:both You Or Your Hot Older Cousin --»:me «--Part EiGHT--» * Has He or Does He Ever...*Grabbed /// Smacked You Ass --»:yes Kissed You From Head to Toe --»:yes Whip Out His Penis Randomly --»:yes Talk About Ex Girlfriends --»:yes Ask For Kisses --»:yes Act Kinky --»:yes Tell You He Loves You --»:yes «--Part NiNE--» *Last Ones*Do You Love Him To Death --»:yes Does He Love You --»:yes
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Would you rather be a flamingo or a beetroot? Explain.:flamingo. they're cool. Have you ever eaten anything when it was still alive?:no If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?:probably Australia Write a random word. Just for fun.:zoinks Your favourite song is...:"The Perfect Drug" You have four children. Two are girls, two are boys. What are they called?:shit, I'm never having four kids. But I'll play along. Jay, Gabriel, Kya, Maitlyn Dance on my head. What dance are you doing?:the humpty dance Pick one: moose, cabbage, antelope, wardrobe, kipper. Explain your choice.:kipper. because I don't know what it is. If you marry Elton John, he'll give you 2 million pounds. Would you do it?:nope You must stay married to him for a year to get the cash. Now would you?:wasn't gonna in the first place... Would you rather run down the street naked, or be eaten by porcupines?:run down the street naked chased by porcupines who want to eat me I love you. Do you love me too?:probably not How old do you want to be when you die?:it depends how long Wudi lives Name someone famous you would like to skewer with a tooth pick.:he lives in the White House... Tell me your biggest secret. Right now.:I just poisoned your soup.
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Answer the follow questions about your ideal boyfriendWhat color hair does he have?:dark brown What color eyes does he have?:brown How tall is he?:6'6 How old is he?:20 What kind of music does he listen to?:Linkin Park, some emo, some techno, etc. What does he do that makes you love him?:everything What type of clothes does he wear?:jeans and t-shirts Does he get along with his parents?:decently Does he do good in school?:decently Does he have a car?:yes Will he buy you flowers and candy?:not too often, which is a good thing Will he get alone with your family?:yes What will his name be?:Wudi
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What is your significant other, or your crushes, name?:Wudi Can you describe how they look?:tall, dark, and handsome What do you like most about their body?:everything Do they have any tattoo's or piercings? Do you like them?:none When and where did you meet?:Regret concert, May 2000 Were you immediately attracted to them?:yes What exactly attracted you to them?:I'm not sure. Maybe it was the opening line... Do you love him or her?:yes Would you trust them in a room full of the opposite sex?:yes... but I probably wouldn't like it Do your parents know and like them?:yes What song, if any, reminds you of them?:"the perfect drug" How do you like to spend your time with them?:anything is fine, if I'm with him Is there anything that you dislike about them?:yes... his competitiveness... sometimes our ideals are a little too different Anything that annoys you?:his competitiveness If you could change one thing about them, what would it be and why?:nothing. Do you remember the exact moment you fell for them?:Yes What is the best part of their personality?:his heart Do you get along with their friends, do they get along with yours?:yes Have you had a serious fight with them?:yes Do they intimidate you in any way?:no If your partner cheated on you, would you take them back?:let's not find out How important is romance in a relationship?:not necessarily important... to an extent Would you ever have sex on the first date?:I really don't plan on there ever being a "first date" again What do you consider cheating?:there are both physical and emotional... If there is one thing about your partner that makes you smile, what is it?:his smile What things turn you off emotionally and sexually?:ignoring me, making me feel stupid What makes a great kiss?:love Have you ever cried over this person?:yes Have you ever made them cry?:yes How often do you make the first move?:sometimes Do they make enough time for you?:he tries Are either of you possesive?:yes... both of us Where do you usually hang out ?:home Is your relationship based on sex?:no Is it easy to talk to him or her about how your feeling?:yes
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