Little sister, I've been trying to feel complete again..

[uno_prodigy]

I just opened this fortune cookie, and the fortune said:
"A friend is a present you give yourself."

What a sad excuse of a rip off of a Robert Louis Stevenson quote:
"A friend is a gift you give yourself."

God, how depressing.

Comments

[twitch_master]

You find depression in odd places. I would find that pretty funny, myself. But whatever floats your boat :D