i was just playing tricks
i'm still in class of '06

also i wasn't planning on that rhyming

did you ever get a cut inside your nose?
:(

i pushed back my graduation date
I BETTER BE ABLE TO GET THESE NEW MAJORS DONE
or at least one
i probably won't even have housing
or money. ooo baby

i'm good at having ideas for things when it's too late to actually do them

my outlet for motherfucking
it feels great

last night i peed in the boys bathroom
and i accidentally wore my shower sandals to my midterm

i just want to vomit all night
and party every day

when people have lisps
i just want to put my fingers in their mouths
and push their tongues away from their teeth
down their throat

and it feels like i have braces again which is stupid

the dumbest dream:

every toilet was clogged

i hope i'm not starting something bad

dan akroyd was cute when he was a blues brother