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[unpetrified]

A couple of days ago, I was swinging the lead in the office when I received an owl from Susan and almost browned my trousers.

Ernie and Hannah. Together. Finally.Anybody with a good pair of eyes could see those two were clearly for each other. I’ve told Ernie a million times that he’s been pissing up the wall way too long. At last, the prat

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[__hannah_abbott]

((OOC: Hahahahaa. I love your Justin, he's perfect! Made me LOL all throughout the post. And perfect PB choice too. :D))

Justin, I wonder how Ernie will react to this, er, open, post.

And does the finally really have to be in big letters?

Also, I'm pretty sure you won't be single for long. Well, at least, you know, you should go out more.

I'm off to send you some brownies. You should try them, Susan has refused to eat anymore of my baked goods.

[unpetrified]

I'm not exactly sure how Ernie, the tightwad, will react about this post (mockery about his male parts, notwithstanding) but by now he should be used to me ruffling his feathers! And he should very well stomach all my teasing, he's with you now.

FINALLY. That should explain it all.

Pretty sure? Do you have Seer skills I can rely on?

I just received the box of brownies you sent. Are you sure you didn't buy them somewhere? I'm kidding! They are heavenly, Han!

((OOC: I was actually going for Adam Brody, but decided against it since he's too mainstream and he's not very Justin-y when I thought about it.))

[__hannah_abbott]

Haha, not Seer skills ... but I'm quite the matchmaker. Just warning you there, Justin.

You're welcome. I'm glad you like them!

[_susie_bones_]

Justin...this post is exactly why I adore you. So glad that you've joined us on this little livejournal thing.

Whatshisface is also named Seamus, love. And, unfortunately, I haven't seen him in quite some time. I guess he's busy or something...

And, you just have to find the right girl. You're quite the catch Justin. Any girl would be bloody lucky to have you.

Do you want to do dinner sometime soon? I can get you your money then.

[unpetrified]

Ah yes, Seamus Finnigan. You know I've never been fond of that *cough*nobhead*cough* (Sorry, Sus.) him. Has he not been owling you?

Dinner sounds fantastic! Just tell me when and where.

P.S.
Define "the right girl."

[_susie_bones_]

No, sadly, he has not. I know. Not sad for you...but sad for me.

I'm free whenever. I start my job on the 11th of Spetember, so I still have a bit more free time. As for where, how about that little Italian place by my house?

The right girl? Someone who deserves you.

[unpetrified]

How about we go out on the 10th - a final bang before you begin working? Italian sounds good. It's your treat anyway. Hahaha.

The right girl? Someone who deserves you.
-- You have never said anything more vague than that. But thanks anyway.

[cards_n_badgers]

Oh you arse!

But seriously...You're right, you guys were right...but at least I don't owe you money.

As great as they are, can everyone STOP talking about my balls? Nice big letters there, King of Overkill!

Glad you did get one of these things, mate. They seem to be catalysts to everything. I've no idea if I could have done what I did without it.

What was so wrong with that bird you met in the Pub last time?

((PB is perfect, Karla! Adam Brody wouldn't have fit Just. Great choice. You didn't put a link in _amortentia_?))

[_susie_bones_]

What was so wrong with that bird you met in the Pub last time?

Besides the fact that it's a girl he met in a Pub...

[cards_n_badgers]

She was nice. And Justin there wasn't exactly telling her "No".

Still, I wouldn't go to her for a riveting conversation. Come to think of it the phrase "not worthy" springs to mind. We'll just have to find Romeo a lady then.

[_susie_bones_]

Does Justin ever say no? *rolls eyes*

I'm glad you've gone from "what was wrong with her" to "she's a bit of an idiot and not worthy". Quite a change of heart. And...yes. Finding him a lady. Something we'll have to do.

[_indian_goddess]

Finch-Fletchley! You have one of these Journals? I am SO behind on these things!

Well...Hi. Parvati, by the way, if you didn't know.

[unpetrified]

Miss Patil, yes. How are you?

How can I not know you, I had a minor crush on you back in fifth year we worked on a Herbology assignment, if you remember.

[_indian_goddess]

I'm fine, thank you. :)

You did? You're making me blush. Stop. Okay, no, go on. Hahaha. I do remember. I just wondered whether you did.

[unpetrified]

Did I say minor? I meant brown-my-pants major crush on you, PARVATI PATIL. Would've thrown myself at you from the top-floor banisters if Ernie hadn't pull me back. Anyway... Our Herbology assignment did turn out well, if I do say so myself.

[_batbogeyhex_]

Hullo.

Not sure if I've ever introduced myself, but I'm Ginny Weasley.

And for being the only singleton MALE in England, you may be. But you certainly aren't the ONLY singleton. Welcome to the club.

[unpetrified]

Hello there, Ginny.

How do I get out of this club, then?

[_batbogeyhex_]

I suppose you could start by buying me a drink...

I'm not sure really. It's been rather difficult lately to see any sort of bright future in the dating world. Everyone's completely bloody mad, gay, or a Muggle.

Ugh. We may be doomed to solitude forever, mate.

[unpetrified]

Hmm... That could be arranged...