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[unpickedbooger]

EVERYONE!:
The holidays (not necessarily christmas) are almost here. Let me know what you want. If you dont want anything, or you feel bad about having people get you stuff..then just let me know your shirt size and favorite colors. Mhm.
If you dont comment, I'm going to punch you in the face.

Comments

[brokendreamer32]

Only commenting becuase I'm an ass.

I'll feel bad if you get me anything, because I cant get you anything.

I'm to fat for clothing.

My favorite color is the color of pee.

[unpickedbooger]

You are most definatly skinnier than me.
I'll get you condoms.
Yes, condoms..for to make a dental dam out of when we have sex.

[brokendreamer32]

I'm the same size as you.
Only becuase they are cheap. But they wont do me any good, I dont have a boyfriend.

[unpickedbooger]

You are definatly skinnier than I by a good 499 pounds.
They arent cheap if I buy them in France and they can do algebra with the press of a button. They arent cheap if they can double as a helicopter :] And that is what you are getting if you dont let me get you something. I win either way.

Boys dont deserve sex. Sex is disappointing..always.

[scraped]

I'll give you a shirt to use.
I like green.

Oh, and get me a boyfriend while you're at it.

[unpickedbooger]

Get your own damn bf. heheh

well... for fearing being punched in the face...

[locky]

I'll give you a shirt too. If I can find one.
hott pink or red.
size adult small, girls large because I'm a heifer.

Re: well... for fearing being punched in the face...

[unpickedbooger]

sex.

[unpickedbooger]

A stuffed derrick.

[bloodgoddess]

umm I want, a stuffed animal I suppose

that and a boyfriend
XD

[unpickedbooger]

Everyone wants a bf. I guess I'm lucky that this Xmas I wont have to wish for someone to cuddle with :]

[bloodgoddess]

ashbd skd