PW FANS PLZ

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ATTENTION PW FANS/RPERS. I AM IN NEED OF YOUR HELP.

Me and a fellow RPer need something that will make Edgeworth and Phoenix argue. And I don't mean just argue, I mean bitch fits, guys

Comments

[ignixferroque]

Oh Lord, something about... getting that guilty verdict. Something that leads to them challenging their core values and those values may clash horribly somehow. Sensitive subjects like areas of ethics--the treatment of others, race, political and economic policies, and dare I say it, religion.

Seriously, if anyone believes passionately about one of those things, and most people do, and someone challenges it and the wrong things are said? Instant bitchfest.

If this comment makes no sense, blame the lack of sleep. *shuffles back to hw*

/too lazy to log out

[i_object_that]

Thing is, I'm not sure Phoenix feels strongly enough on any of those subjects. He's not religious, or political-- or heck, anything like that. I kinda of thing when it comes to big things like that, the both of them will just let bygones be bygones and accept that the other person has a different view to them.

This is why I find it so annoying to think up something, because both of them will just be like, "well, that's your opinion."

Fffffff. D

Lazyass. 8|

[ignixferroque]

Yeah, I agree, though it was worth a shot. >_>

If they're such rivals, you'd think getting them into a fight like that would be easier, but... Honestly that's all I can throw out there. Aside from something that's ridiculously personal, and even Edgeworth doesn't seem the type to just throw out a below-the-belt remark out of nothing. You'd have to like... build it up or something, make sure it's relevant, and have someone say something so hurtful--See they're not like that so it's like. Agh.

*FLAILS*

Hey, fuck you, man.

[i_object_that]

Well, unless Phoenix accidentally let slip something personal and Edgeworth took it offensively. But even then, Edgeworth would just be like ":| you're an idiot Wright" and move on. XD

*FLAILS BACK*

[tasogareika]

UH.

MISUNDERSTANDINGS? IDK. YOU CAN ALWAYS LOOK INTO DRAMAS FOR IDEAS.

[tasogareika]

OR ALTERNATIVELY.

I COULD CHANNEL MY KRISTOPH MUSE (:|) AND SEE WHAT DASTARDLY PLOTS CAN BE CREATED.

[i_object_that]

BRING ON THE KRISTOPH MANS.

I CAN'T THIIIINK.

*brings our RP journal*

[thedevilsmile]

Hrm well.

In pure true Kristoph creepiness, if we're talking about people on the outside trying to break them apart or something, then maybe you could try uh... a third party. IDK, standard drama stuff if you're alright with it. Like, an unexpected one-night stand with Kristoph someone and somehow this gets worse and worse before mmm blackmail? Or Stockholm's Syndrome.

Or it could be something that's very personal to one and the other party makes a big deal out of it or something and the other doesn't know just what's wrong and then they just both go 'bah humbug' or something. Could be a very stupid little thing that they made a mountain out of a molehill of and are just... really pissed at each other. It happens to everyone after all. It helps when they've been through hell as well. :D

/makes no sense but hasn't really slept since yesterday. Whoo.

[thegreatrevival]

I STILL SAY WAFFLES.

OR LIEK. "STOP PLAYING THAT DAMN SONG OVER AND OVER WRIGHT."

IDK :/

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LOOK, PHOENIX CAN COOK WAFFLES, OKAY.

HECK, I CAN COOK WAFFLES. NO DAMNED WAFFLES FOR YOU, OR MILES. MILES CAN COOK HIS OWN FUCKING WAFFLES.

FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING WAFFLES.

JUST.

FUCK.

I'm not hopped up on energy drinks what SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH you know nothing.

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AND PHOENIX SAYS FUCK YOU, MILES, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE 'I KISSED A GIRL' DOESN'T ACTUALLY APPLY TO YOU.

YOU'D HAVE TO CHANGE IT TO I KISSED SEVERAL GUYS AND AM THE PROSECUTOR OF CASUAL GAY SEX.

AND THAT JUST DOESN'T GO WITH THE BEAT.

IT ARE HOBOTIEMS

[bloodredace]

Depends on how much of a fighter your Phoenix is. Mine usually grab onto something and don't let go (see also: this hobo from me and Mob's headcanon. NINE YEARS OF BITTERNESS), but I know that some folks don't play Phoenix like that...which is wrong, I think. Phoenix can be very bitter and petty when he wants to be (see also: GS2-era "Jealous Girlfriend" Phoenix).

If you're looking to start a huge fight, try getting them to argue about how Edgeworth always runs away from his problems (the "prosecutor Miles Edgeworth chooses death" note). That one is bound to blow up in everyone's faces.

OMG DO THEY SPARKLE AND ARE THERE BUNNIES? THERE BETTER BE BUNNIES OR I WANT MY MONEY BACK

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Yes, I can see him getting hung up on words. Aaaah, the ever wonderful DON'T YOU DARE MENTION THAT NAME IN MY PRESENCE DFGISJAKLDSA bitch fit. How we all remember and love that moment dearly.

Yeeeeah, see, I thought about that, too, but I'm not sure how to bring it up. I'll just have Phoenix slip it in one day, like the bitch he is.

"So, here's some tea. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PRETEND TO COMMMIT SUICIDE?"

FINE YOU GET YOUR FUCKING MONEY BACK. JESUS.

[misterbluesky]

Well, it couldn't be like that. Sadly, I don't see Miles and Phoenix getting together and not having a fight every couple of weeks, just because that's how they communicate, I think. Mob and I seem to be in the minority about that one, but at least we agree on it. XD

So it could start as something simple Wright how many times do I have to ask you to wash your dish after you've finished eating do I have to leave you a reminder and do you really have to leave your dirty clothes lying everywhere and then snowball from there into WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT THE ONE WHO RAN AWAY WHEN THINGS GOT CONFUSING. WHAT, ARE YOU GOING TO RUN AWAY NOW, TOO and just keep going until neither one really wants to speak to the other for a good while.

[freebird2015]

So, wow, how DID the bitch fest RP turn out? XD

Oh, yeah, it's Dessie, btw. :3

USED MAH NINJA SKILLZ TO TRACK YOU ON LJ FUFUFUFU

Or I just found you on ashercroix friends list *cough*