Comments | unspar: I am invalidated.

unspar

I am invalidated.

Jun 10, 2005 08:38

Thanks to numerous power outages, my clock no longer keeps accurate time. It's not like the power broke it, it's like I'm too stupid to reset it once the power comes back. Even now that I realize it's almost two hours fast, I refuse to do anything about it ( Read more... )

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septemberraven June 10 2005, 15:21:23 UTC

That is all so very sad. lol

fasthands26 June 13 2005, 19:54:38 UTC

Your clock is an ass? More like YOU are an ass!

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unspar June 22 2005, 11:49:21 UTC

That'd be a lot more hilarious if it wasn't for all those numbers.

rockthepoodle June 18 2005, 07:57:19 UTC

One time when I was in 7th grade at camp I actually hallucinated that I had slept in too late on the last day when everybody else was packing up and leaving. What I saw was that it was light outside and everybody was packing up and leaving. In actuality it was 3am, pitch black outside, and everybody was in bed. But that didn't stop me from packing up everything and taking a shower and being totally ready to leave at 4am. I even halucinated that other kids were taking a morning shower as well. When I somehow fell back asleep and woke up again, however, I had a serious jump start on everybody else who then had to pack. Oh, I also somehow slept on a cement floor while still wearing my towel from the shower. - I'm not even making this stuff up.

unspar June 22 2005, 11:52:47 UTC

That's outer space, dude.