Dear Everybody,
In the spirit that brought you the NCAA Tournament pick 'em disaster, I have created a College Football pick 'em group.

Go to this place, click the button, join a group, and use this info ( Read more... )

I was trying to find a synonymn for easy because I just used it the previous sentence, and nothing seemed to work. Then I foud it: slutty. And the sentence now reads thusly:

These silences contain the same meaning, but one is sluttier to understand than the other.

Where's my genius medal?

...is AskJeeves.com.

This "Jeeves" guy is the ultimate idiot. You ask him a question, and he never gives you a straight answer. He hardly ever gives you an answer at all.

If this is like a butlers' rights group or something, they're doing a good job. Cuz I'm never going to ask Jeeves to do anything for me ever again.

Two-thirds of the summer, over.
Only five days left in Madison forever.

Things are becoming more surreal than expected.

At church today I saw a family with 8 kids, and all I could think was how I could never remember that many names.

Has anyone heard of Current TV? Probably not cuz it's dumb as rocks. It's some new cable network that I don't understand and don't intend to. From what I've read, it doesn't show anything interesting or good. It broadcasts in "pods," little videos the idea of which reminds me of those real life clips you'd see spliced into Sesame Street or ( Read more... )

What am I learning by writing this thesis?

A. That life is meaningless.
B. That I was better off staying in the womb.
C. That every breath I breathe is a waste.
D. That I envy the dead.

The correct answer is B.

I hate this thesis so much.

I cleaned off the top of the entertainment center today, and as most of you know, it was home to all the bottles of stuff we once drank in this apartment. Here's what it looked like moments before I took it all down:


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Mercury Rev: The Secret Migration

Freaking mind-blowing. The only problem is that the Rev has always copied the Flaming Lips like a little brother, and this album is once again feeble in comparison to the Lips' last, but it's epic and great in its own right, and I will listen to it for a long time.

Once I get my own place, the walls are going to be covered in the most bizarre things. A giant fan, a blue number 4, a PetSmart poster that says "chews wisely," probably some goo. I'll appreciate it because it'll make me wonder what's going on every time I enter the room.