I am currently re-reading my posts from last May (May 2004) (I recommend this one in particular), and I had a sort of out-of-body experience. This experience was characterized by me thinking that these posts were written this May (May 2005). Let me tell ya, it made me really happy. I didn't worry about not having a job because I was about to ( Read more... )

Christine just called from a rodeo to tell me that she saw rodeo clowns.
(For those of you unaware of why this is great, see this post, but as that was the sixth post of a seven post night, it's pretty insane and makes little sense. So if you're lost, you're lost. All you really need to know is that "Rodeo Clowns in Space" was a hillarious seven ( Read more... )

Last night I had the most terrifying dream. I dreamt that there was this red rubber ball (as a product, it was called "Conventional Wisdom," which was weird), and it was self-aware. Anything that it touched for a long enough time became part of it and increased its size. So it basically went on a journey of terror. I guess that's kind of ( Read more... )

( The Tin Drum by Gunter Grass )

There is not a single thing that is true about this alcohoroscope, and my celebrity drinking buddies are all douche-bags.

Your Aquarius Drinking Style

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I just remembered a childhood conception:

I always thought homesickness was actually a sickness. Like if someone was homesick, they'd be puking all the time and couldn't get up to go out and play. I might have once wished a homesick person to get better soon.

Dan and Mary Beth and Brad were here this weekend. Last night we went to see Heiruspecs. It was great, mostly because there was this one song that they dedicate to whack emcees, and we made them dedicate it to Shaq. Felix said it was the best dedication they've ever had ( Read more... )

Why be there so little candy in this here nautical vessel?

I totally didn't see this coming.

The away message: If I was a hundred feet tall, nobody could push me into a kiddie pool.
The response: FastHands26: godzilla could
FastHands26: as could king kong
FastHands26: and the dude from gulliver's travels
FastHands26: that is, if the human race was the same size as those small people

I'm back in Madison for two days. Here's the highlights of my away time ( Read more... )