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[unspiced]

I dont have a dragon! just for the record. i only have:

- 4 cats
- an owl
- 3 toads
- 2 billywigs
- 5 ferrets
- a fire crab
- 30 flobberworms
- a glumbumble
- a crup
and a silly jobberknoll.

but I would really like a pet dragon! it would be so much fun. And maybe a Moke and a Demiguise to, does anyone know where I can get them please?

Comments

[matthimatical]

Did you bring all of them with you on the train?

[unspiced]

Yes. I wanted to bring more but Mum said No

[matthimatical]

How did they all fit in your trunk without suffocating or killing each other?

[unspiced]

I dont have many clothes. and most of them are really small the crup is still a tiny puppy. I put them to sleep to.

[mont_flinty]

Good grief! Do you bring them all to school with you?

Do you think it could have been Spinach, rather than a dragon?

[mont_flinty]

oh, ignore that first part, I suppose, since you already answered Matt. How on earth do you hide the firecrab?

[unspiced]

I put a bubble-head charm on it and put it in my trunk.

[mont_flinty]

Yes, but what about when we get to school? Surely someone notices it in the dormitories?

[spareboot]

Didn't you have fewer ferrets last year? Where did the extras come from? I was hoping to be able to study in the common room without picking animal hair off my books.

[unspiced]

I didnt bring them last time. they were to small and I didnt want to lose them.

[spareboot]

Must've been someone else then, sorry -- I usually assume the menagerie in the common room is mostly yours (the laws of probability are on my side, given that extensive list). Where does one get ferrets, anyway, did you buy them?

[unspiced]

yes, from a shop.

[bawlbellow]

That's too many.

[unspiced]

no, I can look after them fine.

[malcontented]

THANK MERLIN I'm not in Hufflepuff.

[unspiced]

why.

[malcontented]

It is a ZOO and I don't just mean the ANIMALS.

[unspiced]

Ive never been to the zoo