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[unsubstnd_rumor]

dear livejournal,

i am glad this will be my last entry before i am brutally slaughtered by the local rapist.

sincerely,
josh illig

Comments

[laundromats]

we interrupt this regularly scheduled holiday festivity for an important message from your local rapist:

i wouldn't leave the house or pee without the lights turned on if i were you.

[the_brat_wurst]

please respond this comment so i know you didn't die when i hung up the phone because it was really your sister who woke up but the rapist in disguise!

[unsubstnd_rumor]

i survived, but man that rapist sure did give a good fight.