Comments | untamedgina: blind date tonight baby

untamedgina

blind date tonight baby

Feb 04, 2005 14:22

ok, well blind date ness action info yeah.. went around the island a little in my friend laurens boyfriends car, then whatever we met upwith the kid which was like my date, so then we all got in one car and drove to the city and ate in this italian place called Paesanos or some shit, lol so it was fun, the guys paid, which i didnt want to happen, i ( Read more... )

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monstevr February 5 2005, 07:59:54 UTC

I wouldn't say that's depressing, but actually it is. I know how you feel. Not exactly from personal experience, but from empathy. You're just gonna have to take my word for that (though I think you know it's true anyway).

It's weird that someone as Smorgas McFlort as you are doesn't have a fucking harem, but we've had this conversation before, and my Very High Five for you stands tall.

Honestly, though, situations like that are why I don't "date."

additional_jojo February 6 2005, 04:18:59 UTC

You're like if I was a girl.

untamedgina February 6 2005, 04:19:57 UTC

thats hot, lol

untamedgina February 6 2005, 04:20:27 UTC

pimpin aint easy.. hahahaha

untamedgina February 6 2005, 04:20:40 UTC

or should i say pimpin is easy?

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doomdreamer22 February 6 2005, 06:17:50 UTC

flynn is right..... that kind of shit is why i don't go on hardly any dates.... people generally suck too much to be any fun.... only like 5% of the population is datable.... the other 95% is completely undatable!

monstevr February 7 2005, 11:00:36 UTC

Okay, guess what. 8,000,000,000 x .05 = SO MANY WIVES.

Go nuts!

doomdreamer22 February 8 2005, 23:11:58 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! well yes that's true..... but dating 8 billion women wouldn't work..... first of all... not all of the 8 billion are female..... so we'll say 4 billion..... still quite a lot.... then we have the age factor..... below 14 is not happening..... this might lower it to 3 billion.... old women or even older women are not my style..... i'll put the limit at 18..... this trims it down significantly.... probably to about 500 million...... well..... that's still alot of women...... but keep in mind that not all of these women live in this country...... now we are down to about 1 million....... and if we keep it to the northeast or even exclusively to new england and new york then it goes down to about 200 thousand max..... still not like there's a shortage.... now of course i'm not driving up to Maine to have a date so we'll say Massachusetts or how about just berkshire county..... this drop it to mabye 20,000 women left..... but of course there are others looking for a girlfriend and many of the women are already ( ... )

monstevr February 9 2005, 00:38:46 UTC

You don't have to be a girl to be a wife. Why don't you call Housewife Warehouse? ("PILES OF HOUSEWIVE! PHONE THE CRAZY BITCHS! THEY CACKLE LIKE CRONE! THEY FILTHY LIKE YOU!" ...Verbatim.)

doomdreamer22 February 9 2005, 06:08:25 UTC

i would prefer it if my wife was a woman..... but now you are getting into wives again.... i believe my original quote was that only 5% of the population was datable.... the other 95% is completely undatable.... if you married every woman you ever went on a date with can you imagine how many wives and/or divorce lawsuits you'd have against you?! it would be insane.... but i am talking strictly about datability...