Comments | untermensch: Just watched the pilot of the new <a class="external" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1213404/">Knight Rider</a>

untermensch

Just watched the pilot of the new Knight Rider

May 12, 2009 21:40

LOL.

Comments 7

miss_soap May 13 2009, 09:28:10 UTC

LOL bad/good?

I meant to watch it...

untermensch May 13 2009, 10:34:06 UTC

Our new protagonist is the mid-20s ex-army ranger bastard son of Michael Knight, who surfs, listens to nu-metal, shags multiple gorgeous women simultaneously because "monogamy is unnatural", and gets swept up into the action after being sought out by a sexy, talking, driverless muscle car made out of shape-changing nanites and magic, and (judging by the peaceful postures of the occupants while doing 250mph and by the way it budges not even an inch when rammed into at high speed by larger vehicles) is surrounded by a mystical intertia negation field. This car, called KITT (and voiced by Val Kilmer), possesses the ability to eavesdrop on and control any surveillance or communications system anywhere in the world, despite being laughably vulnerable to the same technique itself by anybody with an LCD screen in front of them, and operates on a global theatre due to being homed and transported in a hi-tech military transport plane which looks remarkably similar to a Hercules C-130H.

DID I MENTION IT'S FUCKING AWESOME!?

miss_soap May 13 2009, 10:35:59 UTC

It's directed by the guy who did Bourne Identity. I must watch :)

crazymeandave May 13 2009, 12:08:23 UTC

dude, that's like soooo 2008

uv_lue May 14 2009, 08:39:30 UTC

it looked fucking awful.

and if it doesn't have the hoff, then i'm not watching it.

hoff muff.

untermensch May 14 2009, 10:48:43 UTC

He was in the pilot for a few minutes!

uv_lue May 14 2009, 11:54:10 UTC

hmmm...i *might* be convinced...