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srsly guise
I can't get enough of this!
Not only am I wasting electrons posting to some fucking amazingly worthless bullshit site, I'm also going to duplicate it here! -
oh
please please look at me! -
o hai
I'm doing a twitter lookalike thingy -
You know you're old
when you realise you were *really* hoping for underwear on your birthday. -
Bidniz as usual
Considering I often work from home, the only difference is all the screaming ghettokids outside and the fact that the shops are probably closed too (and we've run out of food!).
Looks purdy to me though, considering I'm a sweaty african. -
Happy new year!
Me old chinas -
Christ
The dude is 61 years old, and far too saggy to be prancing around on telly with no shirt!
At least he's not advertising butter. -
Tum Burton + Shane Acker fans
"9"
Update: It hurts too much even to giggle at Family Guy. It feels like I've just done 85000 sit-ups on the surface of a collapsed neutron star. -
It's not physically possible to cough any more
[x] Dizziness
[x] Fever
[x] No appetite
[x] Entire torso in spasm
[x] FOURTH crimble in a row plagued by, well, plague
[x] New year's resolution: Never take holiday. It always ends in gAIDS. -
Logic
Looks like Jacqui Smith and her bunch of nazi goons have come up with an inventive solution to the Damien Green-esque arrest and search problem. Simply put, they're just going to legalise that breach of rights, and make it a criminal offense to oppose such actions in the future.
Fucking awesome.
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