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[unturning_world]

Fucking hell.

I can understand why some men hire prostitutes...

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[love_catatonic]

Hands?

[unturning_world]

Yeah. Well.

[love_catatonic]

Okay...

Lion King?

[unturning_world]

Hah! Rain check until tomorrow?! Then I want to sing "I just can't wait to be king" rather Frenchily.

Muuahaha!

[eligible_boy]

Dude.

Yeah, till recently, I was in the same boat. Suuuucks. Fancy a few drinks then? As Renee would say, "it makes a man and mars him," and sometimes the marring isn't all a bad thing when things are a bit on the lean side when it comes to... well, sex.

[unturning_world]

I think that is exactly what I need. Well...beyond sex. Thanks, mon ami. I'll come to yours. Be there soon.

[eligible_boy]

No problem, man! I'll see you in a little while, drinks at the ready. Matthew is having a sleepy day, so we should be well in the clear.

[unturning_world]

Awww, I'll still coo at him quietly!

[just_indulge_me]

For the pretty!

Of course, pretty is expensive. But there is something about toothless girls that is not good to look at.

[unturning_world]

For the release more like.

I never WOULD hire a prostitute, I just...kinda get why some people would. But you have a point about toothless girls. I'm not even keen on the girl part. You up for drinks?

[just_indulge_me]

Haha, yes, the release it is too! I am totally up for drinks, up like an elevator without the down button to press!

[unturning_world]

Go with the girl instead, Jean ;)