Today I had the worst hangover known to man. And probably woman. Jean's grappacake was evil. It made Deirdre strip (though no one else seemed to think that was evil) and it makes the head wish it was empty.
And I still rubbed Pierre with hot oil. But Renee asked me to.
How are my girls doing? And Pierre of course. Don't think I'd overlook you because of a lack of breasts.
Jean tried to make some...thing in the kitchen and he appears to have invented some sort of alcoholic dessert. Which is mostly alcohol. And some chocolate. It probably can't kill us. If anyone's game, go ahead and come over.
A girl came on to me the other night at the concert and I was disgusted by it. And I realised I was more disgusted by her coming on to me than when Spectre eyed me up and down and made me feel like I was an art display or something.