"It's time you asked that special someone out on a date.
Lucky Numbers: 3, 6, 19, 31, 33, 45"

I see a connection between the last one and this. Take a girl out and buy her clothes. I needed a fortune cookie to make the connection for me of course.

Fortune cookie:
"Good clothes open many doors.
Go Shopping.
Lucky Numbers: 2, 23, 24, 43, 44, 45"
Wow.

Instead of doing an FLVS assignment I did this because it had the premise of being nerdy enough.

What does it a (really)nerdy guy and two brunettes on Jeopardy result in?

The highest scoring game ever: $75,000.

jay.wakeSelfUp("9:00AM");
try
{
jay.getOutOfBed();
}
catch(SlamFootAgainstDresserException ouch)
{
jay.takeSomeToeNailOff(jay.rightToe.Nail, ouch.howMuch()); // not much
}

At least it was only a third...

unuselessj (1:43:29 AM): well i just puked over half of my bathroom and just got done cleaning it up
ken mortimer (1:43:58 AM): Damn, man. I told you to stop looking at Microsoft source code.

haha

Bob Bemer died. He invented a bunch of things....

listed here
I thought it couldn't get any more nerdy. Well I guess it makes sense as he apparently invented keys to put on the keyboard. How nice.

Now you can rest asure that you posted something more interesting than I.

Jessica Simpson has done every commercial one can think of except for a car commercial or a male enhancement project commercial...but I'll be checking my e-mail on that one.

So I'm pretty bored since eh, I don't think I'm going to be doing any work this week in school...well that isn't different from the last few weeks ( Read more... )

I just had to do it since gina got stuff about porn.

By far the worse one out of all of them was this one: