A word about my vagina

[unwittingly]

Okay, so I went to a "tupperware" party last night with a friend of mine. I don't know how familiar everyone might be with these but they're really just a cheap ploy to gather your friends together to oggle dildos and sample flavored lube. The sales rep presents a wide variety of toys and stuff to your group of friends and you talk trash about your

Comments

[unwittingly]

Haha!

[a_smart_cunt]

I suggest investing in coal. After a hard run you might be able to expel diamonds.

How's Vegas?

[unwittingly]

Vegas will be doing pretty great once I put DeBeers out of business.

[a_smart_cunt]

I'm not even going to comment on the possibility of blood diamonds. or potential issues with carats, food porn is so out-dated.

[gwyll]

I can totally relate to having a vagina with super kung fu grip. That is all I will say.

[unwittingly]

*high five*

Lmao

[gathering_amity]

Right now, I'm so glad I have you as a friend and I was able to rid this epic moment...Gosh that's hilarious...

Re: Lmao

[gathering_amity]

that was supposed to be read...not rid...

Re: Lmao

[unwittingly]

I figured that's what you meant. :)

[unwittingly]

FUCK.

Hurrr, box in my box.