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REAL LIFE
Melissa: I dont think for myself
*gets evil glare from everyone in the gym*
eric:this is the story of a girl who cried a river and drowned the wholeworld
me: SHUT UP IM GLAD SHE DROWNED
him:she drowned hte whole world, no one said anything about her drowning
me:....well if she is part of the world, wouldnt she drown dumbass!?
him: ...not if she flew off in a space ship, its called reading between the lines bitch
"Buuuuut I can't really update. I have 68 more times to write.
'I will refrain from interrupting the teacher when he is lecturing us on interrupting the teacher.' "
-Morgan
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate, our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.
Your playing small does not serve the world; there is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure about you.
We were all meant to shine as children ... it is not just in some of us, it is in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same as we are liberated from our own fear. Our presence automatically liberates others.
*My mom walks in from the backyard*- Borris (my dog)just brought me pauls jock strap to throw to him, the answer is no.
I could have stuck an apple up my vajayjay it felt so open, I could have had sex, because it would not have phased me at that moment.
-Missy
I am tugging, I am tugging forcefully at the ball of cloth that is embedded in my vajayjay
-Missy
Nora: *whispers forbidden word*
eric:NO!
N: *Whispers it again*
E: NOOOO!
N: Shall I say it a third time?
E:NO! Peter denied Jesus three times and look what happend to Jesus!
Missy- I want to eye fuck the shit out of someone...*pauses then pears over at nora smiling all creepy like*
Nora- *looks over and sees this* Ew dont even my eyes are made of condoms.
INSTANT MESSAGING/INTERNET
me: arizona is intersting!
at the hotel last night
we looked at hte pamphlet that told you what to do in our state
...did you know we give jeep tours?
Melissa: we do?
to where?
me: helliphino
Melissa: wheres that
me: ...
seriouisly?
Melissa: srsly
me: Helliphino = hell if i know.
feminf8tal (9:46:16 PM): ...dancing runs in our family lol
prettyoptimistic (9:46:27 PM): do you have black in your family?
feminf8tal (9:46:40 PM): my ass points towards yes.
SoftballStar984 (1:33:30 PM): so we get this little book thing from anthem
SoftballStar984 (1:33:33 PM): telling us whats going on
SoftballStar984 (1:33:39 PM): the pictures make it look so lovely out here
SoftballStar984 (1:33:42 PM): its really not that lvoely
mo said whaaat (1:33:47 PM): those are called newspapers, missy.
feminf8tal (3:24:15 PM): if youre going to have sex before marriage
feminf8tal (3:24:18 PM): please please
feminf8tal (3:24:22 PM): dont do it on the lords BIRTHDAY
feminf8tal (3:24:29 PM): my god show a tad bit of respect
feminf8tal (3:24:30 PM): i plan
feminf8tal (3:24:34 PM): on having premarital sex
feminf8tal (3:24:36 PM): on good friday
feminf8tal (3:24:40 PM): gods so distracted anyway
feminf8tal (3:24:44 PM): he wont even notice
SoftballStar984 (3:24:35 PM): OK SO NEW PLAN
SoftballStar984 (3:24:39 PM): we will not have sex
SoftballStar984 (3:24:44 PM): but ill pull a virgin mary
SoftballStar984 (3:24:47 PM): and have a child anyway
SoftballStar984 (3:25:16 PM): and i can tell my parents
SoftballStar984 (3:25:19 PM): the Lord chose me
SoftballStar984 (3:25:23 PM): and they will be like oh ok
SoftballStar984 (3:25:27 PM): you did not have sex
feminf8tal (3:25:28 PM): ...i wonder if anyone has tried that
feminf8tal (10:10:35 PM): so did you know?
feminf8tal (10:10:45 PM): that if you dug a whole
feminf8tal (10:10:47 PM): straight down
feminf8tal (10:10:52 PM): we would not hit china
feminf8tal (10:10:56 PM): we would hit hte middle east.
SoftballStar984 (10:10:56 PM): NO WAY
SoftballStar984 (10:10:57 PM): WTF
SoftballStar984 (10:11:00 PM): MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD
SoftballStar984 (10:11:01 PM): A LIE
feminf8tal (10:11:04 PM): LMFAO
SoftballStar984 (10:11:08 PM): IM SERIOUS
SoftballStar984 (10:11:10 PM): WE DUG HOLES
SoftballStar984 (10:11:15 PM): AND ALWAYS TALKED OF CHINA
SoftballStar984 (10:11:17 PM): GOD DAMN
SoftballStar984 (10:11:22 PM): what would we hit?
SoftballStar984 (10:11:24 PM): *is so bitter*
(talking about how melissa had her cherry popped by a bat)
feminf8tal: why the fuck were you jumping over your bat in teh first place
mo said whaaat: missy be nimble, missy be fast, missy jump over the...softball bat? lol
moiswayamazing (4:43:30 PM): NORA SPOONED OUT MY EYES
feminf8tal (4:43:36 PM): I GAVE THEM BACK!
moiswayamazing (4:43:42 PM): WITH A HAIR ON THEM
feminf8tal (4:43:50 PM): I TOOK THAT HAIR OFF THANK YOU VERY MUCH
moiswayamazing (4:47:17 PM): *shoots nora in the back*
feminf8tal (4:47:37 PM): *the bullet goes through noras hollow soul*
moiswayamazing (8:33:12 PM): i want to hit this song
moiswayamazing (8:33:16 PM): right in... i'm not sure where
moiswayamazing (8:33:19 PM): right in the chorus.
moiswayamazing (12:05:49 AM): OMG
moiswayamazing (12:05:51 AM): HAIRY EYES
moiswayamazing (12:05:52 AM): SUCK
moiswayamazing (11:35:35 PM): ...i was almost named matthew.
moiswayamazing (11:35:50 PM): they thought i was a boy
moiswayamazing (11:35:52 PM): *so wasn't*
SoftballStar984 (3:59:02 PM): i like hate him
SoftballStar984 (3:59:04 PM): and hes ugly
SoftballStar984 (3:59:06 PM): but his son
SoftballStar984 (3:59:07 PM): omg
SoftballStar984 (3:59:10 PM): i want to eat him up
feminf8tal (3:59:13 PM): lmfao
SoftballStar984 (3:59:18 PM): my little latino sandwich
feminf8tal (4:12:34 PM): and i also think tom felton looks like a mix between a cat and a downsyndrome baby
morgan in london (4:12:49 PM): down syndrome babies have round heads
morgan in london (4:12:54 PM): ...his is far from round.
feminf8tal (4:12:59 PM): thats where the cat comes in.
SoftballStar984 (10:38:29 PM): i am your oxygen?
SoftballStar984 (10:38:31 PM): thats touching
SoftballStar984 (10:38:33 PM): MELISSA
SoftballStar984 (10:38:36 PM): YOU ARE MY OXYGEN
SoftballStar984 (10:38:40 PM): I BREATHE YOU INTO MY LUNGS
SoftballStar984 (10:38:47 PM): YOU GO THROUGH MY VESSELS
SoftballStar984 (10:38:49 PM): AND INTO MY HEART
SoftballStar984 (10:38:52 PM): thats romantic
feminf8tal (10:38:58 PM): you break everything down scientifically
feminf8tal (10:39:02 PM): you take all the romance out of it.
feminf8tal (10:39:05 PM): way to suck.
SoftballStar984 (10:39:09 PM): that is what your song said to me
feminf8tal (10:39:12 PM): no
feminf8tal (10:39:18 PM): my song was a passionate cry of love
feminf8tal (10:39:23 PM): not a freaking circulartory map
feminf8tal: *cue entrance music*
feminf8tal: *struts out onto red carpet*
feminf8tal: i
feminf8tal: have
feminf8tal: arrived
a torn valentine: *bowz* I AM NOT WORTHY!
feminf8tal: *proper laugh* Oh hahaha, youre so right but I love you dear fan of mine *kisses both cheeks*
morgan in london: because nothing says sex
morgan in london: like being screwed while sitting on a stack of boxes filled with jars of pickles.
SoftballStar984 (3:33:51 PM): i may have Lou Gehrig's disease
feminf8tal (3:33:56 PM): LMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAO
SoftballStar984 (3:33:58 PM): muscle twitching is a symptom
feminf8tal (3:34:15 PM): Taylors eye was twitching yesterday melissa and she doesnt jump to conclusions like this
SoftballStar984 (3:34:23 PM): no
SoftballStar984 (3:34:27 PM): i really think im going to die
SoftballStar984 (3:34:32 PM): i must make preperations for my death
feminf8tal (3:34:37 PM): WHAT DO I GET
SoftballStar984 (3:34:37 PM): OMG THIS GETS ME OUT OF HOMEWORK
SoftballStar984 (3:20:06 PM): i have decided how im going to meet my One True Love
SoftballStar984 (3:20:10 PM): my OTL
feminf8tal (3:20:12 PM): your ottle
SoftballStar984 (3:20:25 PM): im going to be in a book store
SoftballStar984 (3:20:36 PM): im reading a romance novel
SoftballStar984 (3:20:40 PM): and drinking a cup of coffee
SoftballStar984 (3:20:55 PM): my OTL will come up to me and recite sweet loving lines of poetry to me
SoftballStar984 (3:21:05 PM): i will look into my OTL's eyes and just know
feminf8tal (3:21:10 PM): LMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAOOOOOO
SoftballStar984 (3:21:14 PM): it will be Love At First Sight
SoftballStar984 (3:21:18 PM): LAFS
feminf8tal (3:21:17 PM): you dont even know how hard im laughing right now
(melissa reciting lyrics to a song)
SoftballStar984 (10:01:12 PM): hey little girl with the cash to burn
SoftballStar984 (10:01:19 PM): im stealing somethin i wont return
SoftballStar984 (10:01:22 PM): (her vagina)
SoftballStar984 (10:01:24 PM): OMG
mo said whaaat: fingernails, fingernails
mo said whaaat: why must you grow so long
mo said whaaat: fingernails, fingernails, it's not your fault
mo said whaaat: i don't think i should clip you yet
feminf8tal: lmffffaaoooo
mo said whaaat: you are the color of a naked pet
mo said whaaat: fingernails fingernaiilllllsssssss
feminf8tal (8:07:12 PM): i think taylors onto something troy lol
feminf8tal (8:07:14 PM): i mean missy
feminf8tal (8:07:15 PM): lol
SoftballStar984 (8:07:22 PM): ...
feminf8tal (8:07:28 PM): sorry
SoftballStar984 (8:07:28 PM): IM NOT EVEN MYSELF ANYMORE
feminf8tal (8:07:30 PM): lmao
feminf8tal (8:07:32 PM): IM SORRY
feminf8tal (8:07:37 PM): YOU DONT THINK FOR YOURSELF ANYWAYS
SoftballStar984 (8:07:38 PM): *cries*
morgan in london: everytime i think sex
morgan in london: i think of that story
morgan in london: about how all girls have a garden
feminf8tal: ...
morgan in london: and
morgan in london: a guy
morgan in london: comes along with their watering hose
morgan in london: ...it doesn't have to be big, but the bgger the better
morgan in london: AND FERTILIZES THE GARDEN
feminf8tal: my guy will have a firehose morgan
feminf8tal (9:42:04 PM): im bored
feminf8tal (9:42:06 PM): tell me not to go to bed
a torn valentine (9:42:14 PM): ...don't go to bed, nora?
feminf8tal (9:42:27 PM): OMG
feminf8tal (9:42:28 PM): THANK YOU
feminf8tal (9:42:33 PM): YOU HAVE CHANGED MY WHOLE PERSPECTIVE!
TEXT MESSAGING
me: you should feel lucky that Im texting you , not everyone is this lucky
haley: i feel almost too privileged to even be thought of as you type the message *fan girl sigh*
James: Its my birthday!
Nora: NO WAY!? If I had known I would have come into your room at five thirty and made you wear one of those shirts that said, "Im sixteeen WOOT!"
James: hell. no. I would lock my door
Nora: id pick it.
James: psh I sleep naked.
Nora: I would...cover my eyes?
James: K well I dont really sleep naked, but I love your can-do attitude.