F A W B O J Part TwoI love you, but I don't like you ( Read more... )

I noticed I have not been here in a while, the confessional ( Read more... )

I
AM
MADE
OF
CRANBERRIES
AND
GRANOLA.
NO
MORE
HEARTACHE
EVER
AGAIN,
PLEASE.
THAT
IS
ALL.

1. How tall are you barefoot ( Read more... )

I finished my record. I'm so happy, now I'm just planning artwork and packaging ( Read more... )

A mix cd you should ask me for a copy of, or make for yourself ( Read more... )

"I just wanted to inform you guys that this dude JESUS CHRIST HAS RISEN FROM THE GRAVE! I don't know how this will effect you guys but it's- uh... it's big news. Lots of people are talking about it." - Brett Cutts, Easter 2005 ( Read more... )

I went to my moms work this afternoon, where they make babies.
I saw a lot of women who were reading InTouch & Us Weekly inside of three ring binders with files on babies inside them that they were supposed to be looking at.
They have these birth monitors with the mom on the bottom line and an arching sqwiggly line above it that is her insides ( Read more... )

I WANT TO RIDE MY

BUT IT HAS A FLAT FRONT TIRE

SO I'LL RIDE SOMEONE ELSE'S

AND FEEL FUCKING RIGHTEOUS

Bicycle

10 Little Facts About You/Your Life ( Read more... )