Why is it that whenever you have a really bad day, followed by a complete breakdown, there is absolutely nowhere you can just disappear to? Literally nowhere. I still have another 2 hours of sitting at my desk doing more or less nothing, hacking up a lung and fighting back tears as I just get myself more and more worked up. And by my desk, I ( Read more... )

Next time I come home to surprise Margaritas, revoke my phone privileges immediately. I always feel terrible after talking to people when I'm coming off of a being my own special brand of Michelle drunk where everything's funny. I'm always sort of confused and incoherent.

EDIT: Tonight just got really weird really fast. Not totally okay with

My biggest mistake today: Listening to a podcast called "three really gross parasites" at 11:47. Lunch is at 12. I am no longer hungry.

Yesterday, I got off the T at Grigg Street to refill a prescription at CVS. As I was walking along towards the T after a successful procurement of oral contraceptives, a large man dressed entirely in orange attempted to mug me. After the shock of nearly being mugged by a man in an orange tank and orange short shorts, I tried to joke about it, but ( Read more... )

I have learned two very important lessons ( Read more... )

Dear Jason,

Thanks for telling me happy stories until I stopped crying.

Fondly,
Michelle

Today, I neglected to consider when getting dressed this morning that when I got to work and slipped on my 3 inch heels, my only slightly short skirt would be transformed into a mini-skirt.

Today, I was offered a job.

Are these events connected?

Last night, we went to Will's party. Several hours later, Marie had to carry me home because I drunkenly fell into a bush and couldn't get out.

The kicker: I was drunk on Mike's Hard Cranberry Lemonade.

It was a good night.

I've been notified that I'm in danger of graduating early in December instead of May. Apparently, I only have one more class to take in the Spring. I don't really know what to do... it would mean a lot of problems ( Read more... )

Observances ( Read more... )