Have you ever had the uncontrollable urge to just curl up in a foetal position, and stay that way?

Stuart, you fucking retard, what are you doing with your life?

I suddenly realised that, unless something changed soon, I was going to live a life where my major relationship was with a bottle of wine; I'd finally die, fat and alone, and be found three weeks later half-eaten by alsatians. I made a vow that next year I wouldn't end up shit-faced and listening to Sad FM "easy listening for the over 30s ( Read more... )

I'm not looking for a pity party here, guys, mainly just need to get it out ( Read more... )

I'm just sitting here reading my old journal: trauts_w. It's funny reading entries from a year ago. I suppose -- or, at least, I hope -- I've grown as a person. My life is completely different, that's for sure. I kind of miss high school.

And I'm now realising why I should keep my journal friends only. But, to be honest, I don't give a fuck about Mark ( Read more... )

Laughing out fucking loud. I just received a phone call from a representative of John McFall. He's one of the Labour candidates for my area in the general election, or some shite like that. Anyway, they wanted to ask me a few questions; I suppose all they can take from me is that I'm apathetic about ... well, pretty much everything, but especially ( Read more... )

Note to self: go see the doctor.

I just shot vodka.

At 3pm.

...Sometimes I feel like throwing my hands up in the air;
Sometimes I feel like saying, "you know what, I just don't care" ...
... things go wrong no matter what I do;
Now it feels like life is just too much ...

I've come to the conclusion ...

that I'm boring.

I'm going to see Avril Lavigne for the third time in May!!one!eleven!!