Mr. Miyagi

[upfromthegutter]

Poor Mr. Miyagi

Comments

[physicsgeek]

There's too many things in here that just make me laugh. I needed that after my test just now...thanks!

[upfromthegutter]

you're welcome. i'm glad someone's amused. my revenge on his behavior comes monday...then i'll be laughing.

Ball-snipping

[browniefive]

I hope that I never misbehave enough that the gal in my life feels the need to castrate me. That'd just make me sad....and less horny...

But I could sing a whole register higher!

S&M

[physicsgeek]

No Mike, that just means she's completely not a sadist. And having no balls sounds to me like incessant fun in the bedroom! WOOOHOOO!!

[sourkitties]

if only all men could be so easily tamed in the same fashion. . .

[upfromthegutter]

i'm sure you dont actually wish that.

smartass ;)

[sourkitties]

well. . . i wouldnt want my balls chopped off, but then again do they really want that either? hmmm. . . ponder that one the next time you're sitting on the great white chair of constipation that flushes with the fury of a rabid squirrel. lol. try and figure that little tidbit of nonesense out.

[upfromthegutter]

i dont think i want to visualize sitting above anything even slightly resembling a rabid squirrel...especially if my pants are down ;)