If I created horoscopes, I would put an incredibly bad and unlikely story in the center of all the typical vague bullshit horoscopes that horoscope writers normally write. It would go something like:
Today, [zodiacsign], is the day you will renounce your love for your family and slaughter them one by one with a hatchet. You will later rectify this by saving your neighbor's baby from a burning building, but will contract Mad Cow Disease and die the following week. Sorry!
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Today, [zodiacsign], is the day you will renounce your love for your family and slaughter them one by one with a hatchet. You will later rectify this by saving your neighbor's baby from a burning building, but will contract Mad Cow Disease and die the following week. Sorry!
I hate horoscopes.
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