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upgradedtohero

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Apr 11, 2009 22:57

Um, this might seem a little odd, but which holiday was Easter again?

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newtovideondvd April 12 2009, 05:15:52 UTC

It's the holiday where Santa Claus rises from his tomb to consume the flesh of living bunnies.

upgradedtohero April 12 2009, 05:22:22 UTC

.....riiiight. Good thing I'm not a bunny.

sane_minority April 12 2009, 05:18:08 UTC

Easter is about celebrating Zombie Jeebus' rise from his grave to eat small children.

upgradedtohero April 12 2009, 05:23:10 UTC

I'm not going to get a straight answer on this, am I?

sane_minority April 12 2009, 05:24:49 UTC

Dunno! You might! But that's just what my mom told me what the holiday is about.

upgradedtohero April 12 2009, 05:27:15 UTC

....your mom sounds odd.

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youjustmetagirl April 12 2009, 05:47:14 UTC

The one celebrating Jesus's rising from the dead after He died to save us from our sins.

upgradedtohero April 12 2009, 05:52:23 UTC

Oh, so the above answers weren't making stuff up completely. Though that first one is a real stretch.

and she looks up youjustmetagirl April 12 2009, 05:55:45 UTC

...well, not completely. But He's not Santa or a zombie and He doesn't eat living rabbits or small children. And I thought I heard weird stuff back home...

upgradedtohero April 12 2009, 06:01:00 UTC

Oh, I know. That's the.... odd stuff that made me disregard those answers as made up.

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