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[upinfront]

Any Jews wanna go to Israel for free? Anyone know of any Jews who want to go to Israel for free?

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[jakob_ver2]

I'm sure I'm part Jewish somewhere, does that count?

[upinfront]

Unfortunately it has to be immediate family... like your mom or dad... and in that case, let me know and I'll hook a brotha uppppp.

[kazanoff]

Why do they have to be Jews?

[upinfront]

Because we're the ones with all the money, remember? See, we own the three major world banks... so we steal people's money ('cause we're greedy) and spend it sending Jews on lavish trips to their 'home' country.

[kazanoff]

No, but really, why is it restricted to Jews?

[upinfront]

We believe Israel is our homeland, and in addition to that, have what's called a Right of Return. It's actually a policy that states that any Jew is given automatic citizenship in Israel if they apply. This program helps Jews open their eyes to see what Israel really is

[katieq54]

i wanna go