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 Today was a great day. I found a 24 carat gold paperclip just lying on the ground. This made me very excited because now I have 1,000,001 paperclips. I am now well on my way to two million. Also, in other news my birthday is coming up soon and I will be 500 years old. Finally...this is the birthday that I have been most looking forward to because

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[_collywobbles]

Do my eyes deceive me? Could this really be Christina Pierce...dare I say it...updating her LJ? I think I just had a coronary. 500 years, eh? Congrats on making it out of your teenage years. Let me know about that family secret asap.