I cannot even fathom why there's been such a backlash with the "Read a Book" video. I mean.. seriously. The Rev. Jessie Jackson has gotten in on this. Really? REALLY. He devoted a whole radio show to it; saying such bullshit as "Music shouldn't pull us down, it should bring us up". WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT? Has he heard any music since ( Read more... )

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me: there's another die hard movie
boyfriend: beyond 3?
me: which means that god does exist
me: live free or die hard
boyfriend: ....
me: 6-27
boyfriend: awesome
me: I KNOW
boyfriend: bruce willis?
me: FUCK yes

I am fat ( Read more... )

Black Snake Moan looks like the sexiest fucking movie ever made. Let's see we've got:

interracial stuff
southern-y blues music
sexy sweatty dancing
chains
christina ricci in her underwear
christina ricci chained in her underwear

*sigh*

hi
i like craig
fuck yo' couch
my parents are dicks

now that i've calmed down
it's still sucky

so apparently i had been driving without insurance since... well... i've had rutherford.
*panic*
don't worry my parents have rectified this situation.
*breath*
oh shits they can't afford the policy!
*panics*
they've given it to me! IT'S MORE THAN ALL MY OTHER BILLS COMBINED*panic x a billion ( Read more... )

Driving in CT is amazing. Speed limits aren't even suggestions, they are challenges. On Interstate 84 it was posted as 55 but i was most certainly going 75 and people were pulling away from me.

I'm hanging out in williamstown right now. I made the house Chicken and Waffles. It was delicious ( Read more... )

BEST CHEATERS EVER.

i KNOW it's long but just wait until the confrontation. it's worth it.