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Day the Third.
Six months ago I began the daunting task of chronicling my Great Road Trip of Two Thousand and One. I haven’t had much time to devote to this effort, what with the new job and all, but I have been writing down a few paragraphs here and there. I’ve finally completed the recollections of my three-day trip to Yellowstone. So as not to overwhelm you ( Read more... ) -
Thunk
Scoop! I have a lot of free time at work these days, so to help pass the hours I’ve decided to keep a container of floss in Paul’s Drawer. My gums will soon enough never have felt better.
Scoop! Battlestar Galactica: The Movie is naught but a writer’s dream away.
Scoop! If I have just one more dream in which I have a girlfriend, I’m going to ( Read more... ) -
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Who says working a full-time job is a waste of time? Not me. Anymore, that is. Today while administering to the lost and disgustingly filthy truck drivers who frequent my work station, I was fortunate enough to come upon this little miracle:
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Day the Second.
Ready for more chills, spills, and landfills? Click below, McFly, to be transported back into the future.
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Day the First.
As some of you don’t remember, a few months ago I asked if anybody was interested in hearing about my 2001 summer road trip. The response I got was simply overwhelming. So many of you were kind enough to at least feign an interest in something I had mentioned was important to me, so here I am rewarding your kindness. I’ve decided to finally ( Read more... ) -
Hearts Ahoy!
I'd just like to wish everybody a Happy Valentine's Day. I hope you all have somebody special to share it with; I know I do. :: hot wink ::
But seriously, 2006 so far makes me look really fat. But I suppose saying that will offend somebody, so I should probably say instead, "But seriously, 2006 so far makes me look really clever." I'm just not ( Read more... ) -
What rhymes with Hairy Isthmus?
Hey, this is AMERICA! In AMERICA we celebrate Christmas. We don't celebrate Happy Holiday or Season's Greetings. And we sure as Hell don't celebrate Chrismahanukwanzakah. If you want to placate all the minorities who live in AMERICA then why don't you move your sissy ass to North AfghaniSyrIraqaran. I will not let any of you take away my ( Read more... ) -
Day Five...
...is a failure! Huzzah! Well, it's official: having an empty stomach for 116 hours is fun for the whole family. Yes, yes, loyal readers, I am officially off my fast. I was four hours shy of my fifth day of fasting when I decided to eat a meal. So, while it's not the total, seven-day victory I was hoping for, it is nonetheless a victory. But ( Read more... ) -
Day Four
Hey there, muscleheads! Want to know how to lose six easy pounds in four short days? I'll tell you: don't eat! Yessiree, Paul Hero has lost six pounds since Monday night. Sure, the lost tonnage is probably all water weight (seeing as how I've only imbibed six glasses of liquid during my fast), but it was still nice to look at the scale and see ( Read more... ) -
Day Three
Today was an up-and-down day. As I've already mentioned, the pangs of physical hunger left my stomach two days ago. Right now, for example, there are no rumblings in my tummbly; no nothing. But the mental pangs for food really asserted themselves earlier this afternoon. I nearly caved. I was this close to going to my favorite Mexican ( Read more... )