Dear Mr Dork...

[upsidedownjim]

"Dear Mr. Dork,
Here is your ball! Can you please tell me what gas station you work at, so when you are pumping my gas, I can yell at you!!! Now sit down, shut up and enjoy the game.
- Your favorite centrefielder [Vernon Wells]

Toronto Sun Article link

Comments

[therealshmi]

Bah! Good one! :)