Fruity Rumpus Asshole Factory #oo2

[upthebelfry]

[ Stupid fucking blizzard warning. Karkat didn't want to stay cooped up in this shithole of a train. Granted, he didn't want to be anywhere NEAR the train, but if this was the best he was going to get, he didn't want to stay on the train. In an absolutely foul mood, he set off stomping along the corridors of the train and into the dining cart,

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[behindacamera]

::Kneeling down, picking at a patch of snow with a stick from the doorway::

[upthebelfry]

[ oho. what's this? ]

AND JUST WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? GOD, YOU LOOK LIKE SUCH A FUCKING USELESS ASSHOLE OF A LUMP SITTING DOWN THERE. THE FUCK DO YOU HOPE IS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH YOU POKING THAT SNOW?

[behindacamera]

::Keeps poking it:: I'm trying to see how squishy it is.

Or else when I go out, I'll fall in.

[upthebelfry]

OKAY, SERIOUSLY, I SHOULDN'T BE FUCKING SURPRISED AT THIS. JUST ANOTHER GODDAMNED MORON DOING SOMETHING THAT'S A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME.

IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT HOW FUCKING "SQUISHY" IT IS, HOW ABOUT I JUST THROW YOUR USELESS ASS IN?

[missmarliest]

[I've always wondered how the whole 'unstoppable force, immovable object' thing would go down when the force was anger and the object was shoujo. On a related note, Cornet is merely existing in the dining cart, eying any pastries with suspicion.]

[upthebelfry]

[ busting in and WHAAAT THE FUCK IS THIS ASSHOLE UP TO, EH? ]

YOU. WHAT USELESS FUCKING MALNUTRITIONAL NUTRITION COULD POSSIBLY CAPTURE YOUR INCREDIBLY MINUSCULE ATTENTION SPAN?

I FUCKING SWEAR, THIS TRAIN IS FULL OF NOTHING BUT ASSHOLES WASTING SOME GODDAMN USELESS SPACE.

[missmarliest]

[Staaaaaaaaaaare.]

I was checking to see if it was dangerous, duh.

Cake can be deadly.

[upthebelfry]

CAKE. DEADLY CAKE.

I SWEAR TO YOUR FUCKING GOD (WHICH IS ME, YOU'RE WELCOME FOR FUCKING EDUCATING YOU) THAT YOU HUMANS DO THE MOST PATHETIC THINGS. HOW THE FUCK CAN A CAKE BE DEADLY? THAT'S JUST STUPID.

YOU'RE STUPID.