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Fruity Rumpus Asshole Factory #oo2

Mar 12, 2011 22:02

[ Stupid fucking blizzard warning. Karkat didn't want to stay cooped up in this shithole of a train. Granted, he didn't want to be anywhere NEAR the train, but if this was the best he was going to get, he didn't want to stay on the train. In an absolutely foul mood, he set off stomping along the corridors of the train and into the dining cart, ( Read more... )

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behindacamera March 13 2011, 05:19:01 UTC

::Kneeling down, picking at a patch of snow with a stick from the doorway::

upthebelfry March 13 2011, 05:25:32 UTC

[ oho. what's this? ]

AND JUST WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? GOD, YOU LOOK LIKE SUCH A FUCKING USELESS ASSHOLE OF A LUMP SITTING DOWN THERE. THE FUCK DO YOU HOPE IS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH YOU POKING THAT SNOW?

behindacamera March 13 2011, 05:26:47 UTC

::Keeps poking it:: I'm trying to see how squishy it is.

Or else when I go out, I'll fall in.

upthebelfry March 13 2011, 05:29:20 UTC

OKAY, SERIOUSLY, I SHOULDN'T BE FUCKING SURPRISED AT THIS. JUST ANOTHER GODDAMNED MORON DOING SOMETHING THAT'S A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME.

IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT HOW FUCKING "SQUISHY" IT IS, HOW ABOUT I JUST THROW YOUR USELESS ASS IN?

behindacamera March 13 2011, 05:31:32 UTC

::Turns around, looking him over::

Oh! I met you at the Clue game! ...I like your horns.

upthebelfry March 13 2011, 05:33:29 UTC

WE MET AT THAT STUPID THING? HARD TO REMEMBER, IT WAS SUCH A WASTE OF TIME THAT I TRY TO BLOCK IT OUT OF MY MIND.

SERIOUSLY. THE FUCKING OFFER TO THROW YOU IN STILL STANDS. MIGHT NOT EVEN BE AN OFFER.

behindacamera March 13 2011, 05:34:27 UTC

::Takes her camera out and takes a picture of him, she must have one of him especially::

upthebelfry March 13 2011, 05:36:56 UTC

THE FUCK-!?

[ oh that better not be what he thinks it is. karkat moves fast, trying to snatch the soul-sucking device before it could do too much damage to his ANGER ISSUES ]

behindacamera March 13 2011, 05:40:04 UTC

::Has it taken and she looks from her hands over to him::

Hey...

upthebelfry March 13 2011, 05:43:53 UTC

DIDN'T YOUR LUSIS TEACH YOU ANY MOTHERFUCKING MANNERS!? SERIOUSLY, IT'S GODDAMNED IMPOLITE TO TAKE SOUL-SUCKING IMPRINTS OF PEOPLE WITHOUT ASKING!

I THINK YOU SHOULD TRY OUT THAT FUCKING SNOW. CAREFUL THOUGH, IT MIGHT BE COLD.

[ starts kicking her - not hard, mind you, but hard enough to attempt to shove her towards the exit ]

behindacamera March 13 2011, 05:44:46 UTC

AH! Stop that!

::Trips and falls onto the snow::

upthebelfry March 13 2011, 05:47:57 UTC

[ karkat was kinda hoping she would have sunk into it - still, kicking someone around felt a little nice. ]

AND NOW THAT MY SUPERIOR AUTHORITY HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED, HOW DOES THAT SNOW FEEL?

behindacamera March 13 2011, 05:49:06 UTC

::Just lies there::

upthebelfry March 13 2011, 05:51:07 UTC

HEY. DON'T BE A USELESS SACK OF EXCREMENT, GET THE FUCK UP!

I ORDER YOU!

[ ...kick kick kick ]

GOG-DAMMIT, I KNOW I DID NOT KILL YOU!

behindacamera March 13 2011, 05:53:23 UTC

::Lifts her head, staring at him seemingly blankly (except there's a hint of hate in her eyes)::

upthebelfry March 13 2011, 05:59:00 UTC

...WELL, AT LEAST IT'S A FUCKING START.

[ okay, he probably went a little overboard. but frustration needed to be taken out. besides, a little animosity never did... too much harm between people who vaguely resembled allies. ]

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