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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I lol'd when I read this and my mom was sitting across the table... she was like "what, what is it?!" I chose not to explain it to her. This is by far THE best pick up line ever... I think I will try it at Boston pride tomorrow ;o) Clearly you are going to take Sydney by storm with your suave-ness lol.
Amanda, there's a waterfall near these hot springs in the Rockies about an hour's drive from my house. I would pack both of our backpacks and fuel you with twizlers and trail mix on our way up to the springs. I'd set up the tent behind the falls , blow up your pad, give you a foot massage and cook you a fine Italian meal before taking you down to the river. The hot springs are right next to the river, and I'd rub your neck while telling you about the first time I camped up there with my amazing Minnesotan grandpa--when I was like 8. Back at the tent, under the hidden waterfall, I'd make you tea and we'd watch the stars through the falling creek. And...umm...I know I said that I'm yours, but... Have you ever had sex under a waterfall? HOT!
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-"Hey baby, did your math teacher ever tell you that two queers make a straight?"
Yeah, I know it doesn't make sense, but then again, neither does me having sex with you! :-P
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"i'll convolute YOUR syntax"
:-)
-alex
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I lol'd when I read this and my mom was sitting across the table... she was like "what, what is it?!" I chose not to explain it to her. This is by far THE best pick up line ever... I think I will try it at Boston pride tomorrow ;o) Clearly you are going to take Sydney by storm with your suave-ness lol.
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sydney sooooo isn't going to know what hit them... and neither is their sentence structure. :-)
-alex
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And I'll tell you all those other things in some other format. ;-)
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DON'T TELL ERICA!
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