fuck.
at least now i'm my favorite number

Took hilary'shaiku thingy and the haiku it gave me actually had the name of my friend in it. Or is it about Sam Greenbuds? Either way it's still true

1. Sit in the park on a plaid blanket, smoke a joint and read ( Read more... )

I got this in a forward from Larry, with a tagline saying, "Can someone please fix the printer jam? ewwww what a way to go"
It is the saddest thing I've seen in a long time.
This almost made me cry

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God, I haven't been really exhilirated in a while ( Read more... )

i like the rain because it forces ( Read more... )

I'm hungry
and
distracted
and
sad.
I wanna go walk in the rain.
I think I'll go to love 'n' haight.

p.s. sam, I miss you. Sorry I didn't get your call
yesterday, no cellph-one usage. Too much money.
I'll call you later if I can find my calling card. PO box

I make everyone sad.

Possibly least importantly I make myself sad.

WARNING: stay away or you might catch it

in other news...
Sam told me that some ingredient in Diet Coke
causes mental retardation if consumed in extreme
excess.
I can't recall,
but I must have been drinking case upon case of Diet Coke lately