"I thought thread count only mattered in sheets," Elena says, plucking at the fabric of the skirt Damon is holding out to her.
"Rough cottons on your fine skin?" Damon says. "Tsk, tsk. Haven't I taught you better?"
"Uh, no?" Elena tilts her head to the side. "Although you did teach me the best ways for removing bloodstains from natural fibers."
"This is cute," Stefan says, holding up a long strapless dress with a large, bright, and aggressively floral print.
Damon's eyes widen in outrage. "That is polyester. That is a salmon maxidress made of polyester."
"It's cute." Stefan protests.
Elena shrugs.
"That color completely washes you out." Damon holds out silk bodycon dress that ascends from a dark indigo at the hem to a dusky violet at the shoulder. "Try this," he instructs. "And you, you, I don't even. Go to Forever 21 and die there
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"And you, you, I don't even. Go to Forever 21 and die there."
LEGIT DEAD
The characterisation is once again so flawless that I want to vomit and die. Seriously though, man. How do you do it. WHAT WILD SORCERY ARE YOU WIELDING.
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"Rough cottons on your fine skin?" Damon says. "Tsk, tsk. Haven't I taught you better?"
"Uh, no?" Elena tilts her head to the side. "Although you did teach me the best ways for removing bloodstains from natural fibers."
"This is cute," Stefan says, holding up a long strapless dress with a large, bright, and aggressively floral print.
Damon's eyes widen in outrage. "That is polyester. That is a salmon maxidress made of polyester."
"It's cute." Stefan protests.
Elena shrugs.
"That color completely washes you out." Damon holds out silk bodycon dress that ascends from a dark indigo at the hem to a dusky violet at the shoulder. "Try this," he instructs. "And you, you, I don't even. Go to Forever 21 and die there ( ... )
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THIS IS PERFECT
lulz hostile environment
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LEGIT DEAD
The characterisation is once again so flawless that I want to vomit and die. Seriously though, man. How do you do it. WHAT WILD SORCERY ARE YOU WIELDING.
::GLOMP GLOMP::
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(Here's my secret: go through all of Damon's lines and imagine Sassy Gay Friend reading them instead. See? MAGIC.)
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"And you, you, I don't even. Go to Forever 21 and die there."
THE GREATEST OF ALL THINGS. I will never be able to pass a Forever 21 again without quoting this line. You win, basically.
I bet Stefan has so many salmon shirts...but we've never seen them because Damon burns them all.
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I know salmon must look good on someone, somewhere, but I highly endorse Damon's preemptive burning.
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BEST BEST BEST.
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Although you did teach me the best ways for removing bloodstains from natural fibers."
HE TAUGHT HER WELL!!!
"I can't work like this, Stefan. You're creating a hostile environment."
I'm laughing like a maniac :DDDDD
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!!!!!!!!
Not gonna lie, I squawked like a chiecken. LIKE A CHICKEN.
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