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Jan 29, 2012 04:14

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Damon has a thing for lamps ladyofthelog January 29 2012, 19:27:06 UTC
"Couldn't you have picked up one of these back in the day?" Stefan asks, having derailed Damon's progress toward fancy goblet city by gravitating toward what is admittedly a rather attractive Art Nouveau style desk lamp.

Damon runs a finger over the ribbing on the fluted glass shade. "Oh, I had a few," he says - and they were lovely ones, Tiffany glass, "but, you know. Bad breakup."

"I'm sensing a theme."

"I could spend eternity with this one, though," Damon says. "I can really see this workingThey still haven't made it to glassware, but that's okay. Damon's stocking up. This lamp may be the love of his unlife, but those gorgeous white latte mugs are 4 for $32.00, and why not go for some espresso cups, while he's at it? Their saleslady is hovering, dollar signs in her bright eyes; she's almost attractive enough to tempt him to press pause on the looping tape of the eternal abyss of his blighted desire. Maybe he'll stop back later, if he can get Stefan to hand over the keys, if it won't - he checks his watch - spoil dinner ( ... )

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Re: Damon has a thing for lamps angearia January 29 2012, 19:33:39 UTC
BWAHAHAHAHA

Your attention for detail is superb, dearest of mine heart.

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I'm now imagining Damon taking a career assessment quiz and being told he should be a decorator/shopkeeper of fine accoutrements. And Stefan lol'ing his head off because Damon's ~store would be a wreck within the first minute because of Damon's inability to not destroy his own merchandise in a fit of rage due to Stefan/Klaus/transmuting-his-customer-service-rage-into-non-murderous-forms.

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Re: Damon has a thing for lamps ladyofthelog January 30 2012, 15:44:55 UTC
<333333

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Re: Damon has a thing for lamps pocochina January 29 2012, 19:40:47 UTC
GENIUS.

"I could spend eternity with this one, though," Damon says. "I can really see this working."

BWAHAHAHA

Stefan sighs the sigh of a martyr; it's Stefan's favorite sigh.

IT REALLY IS

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Re: Damon has a thing for lamps ladyofthelog January 30 2012, 15:45:44 UTC
LAMP = IMMORTAL BELOVED

(glad you enjoyed!)

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Re: Damon has a thing for lamps ladyofthelog January 30 2012, 15:45:57 UTC
Thank you!

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ever_neutral January 30 2012, 05:03:04 UTC
HOW CAN YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A CLIP OF THIS SHOW AND GOTTEN THESE TWO AND THEIR CHARACTERISATION MORE RIGHT THAN HALF OF THIS FANDOM???????

Which is to say, this was perfection, of course. Bless your detailed knowledge of these matters.

(Thanks so much for the fill!)

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ladyofthelog January 30 2012, 15:46:43 UTC
I READ ALL YOUR REACTION POSTS?

Thank YOU, and most welcome! <3

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ever_neutral January 31 2012, 04:38:32 UTC
YOU DIDN'T.

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Re: Damon has a thing for lamps upupa_epops January 31 2012, 06:57:27 UTC
LOOOOOOOOOL, no way you don't watch this show! This is too precious :D. Damon owes you a Persian Rug for this fic \o/

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