oh my god, P. what is this monstrosity. I mean, you needn't have worried about getting Damon right, because OH MY GOD. The verbosity? The sheer unapologetic melodrama? THIS SHIT AIN'T EVEN CRACK.
Damon pops open the storage panel in front of his seat, where he's (of course) squirreled away three bags of blood, a flask of bourbon, a romance novel, a dime bag of vervain, and a handgun.
... I can't.
"This is why we can't have nice things, Damon."
IF STEFAN DOESN'T SAY THIS ON THE SHOW AT SOME POINT, I WILL CRY TEARS OF BLOOD.
And a decent study lamp, I worry about eye strain."
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Which is to say, this was perfection, of course. Bless your detailed knowledge of these matters.
(Thanks so much for the fill!)
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Thank YOU, and most welcome! <3
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MADE.
MY.
DAY.
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Damon pops open the storage panel in front of his seat, where he's (of course) squirreled away three bags of blood, a flask of bourbon, a romance novel, a dime bag of vervain, and a handgun.
... I can't.
"This is why we can't have nice things, Damon."
IF STEFAN DOESN'T SAY THIS ON THE SHOW AT SOME POINT, I WILL CRY TEARS OF BLOOD.
And a decent study lamp, I worry about eye strain."
I CAN'T
bless this fic. bless your existence.
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If I had not been at work, I probably would have screamed out loud at this line. Just so you know.
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