i still say this is kinda lame, but yeah kinda funny too. my googlism.
what should you name your new puppy( ? )

so to update, uh yeah nothing exciting, but i did get a new flat screen monitor! i had to take back my mp3 player to get it, but i got a new monitor! my last one was a super old hand me down that decided to die saturday morning, plus i think i figured out why i'm retarded with mp3 players, too bad i don't have one to make work now, ah me, oh well ( Read more... )

i wore shorts to work today for the first time this year, so i suppose for me, the first official day of summer was today, jeez those are some blindingly white legs i'm rockin'!

i finally got my shower all tore apart tonight so i can re-caulk it in a few days when it's dry. yeah i know, just like bob vila, i'm fuckin' cool like that.

i got a ( Read more... )

i get to go to the dentist tomorrow. this probably doesn't sound cool to anyone other than myself and laura who seems to also love having her teeth cleaned. anyways, i'm excited ( Read more... )

had one of the single most creepy/scary/embarrassing days of my life saturday. all i'm gonna say on here is that i'm going to stop making jokes about having a sugar daddy. if you want the whole story you'll have to ask ( Read more... )

oooh gonna go see some shows ( Read more... )

so i almost died last friday ( Read more... )

ha ha ( Read more... )

long baths - soooo good ( Read more... )

goddamn muther fucking cock sucking son of a bitching heart burn sucks ass. period.

p.s.
so do allergies!

p.p.s.
for anyone reading this who doesn't already know, i can be a bit of a whiner.

but i like my hair!