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Jul 03, 2010 01:36

[ there's a long moment of silence. Then: ]

Don't waste my time.

[ beep! ]

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thepull_mods December 28 2010, 04:27:31 UTC

You are cordially invited to join us at:

SERO's Annual Synergy Retreat

Where: White Star Hotel

When: January 7th-9th

All expenses paid, including full amenities.

Featuring executive guest speakers from SERO's Board of Directors:
Chief Innovations Officer
Chief Information Officer
Chief Human Resources Offices
and  Hillsdale's Chairman of Faculty

Other Activities Include:
Brainstorming forums
Team development workshops
Sneek Peek! Product demo expo
Academic Symposium for Medical, Applied Sciences & Computer Technologies
A chance to organize and present your ideas for contracted research funding
A virtual tour of ZIPS arcade and a special presentation by Technotainment Engineering team
and Saturday Evening awards banquet for 2010's Leaders in Independent Research

Newcomers are encouraged to be in attendance, in hopes of becoming valued members of our corporate family.
Come be a part of our exciting vision for the future!

RSVP to extension #3879 by Dec. 31st

[ooc: Yep, newcomer, consider yourself corp-scouted ( ... )

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uraniumnumnum December 28 2010, 21:42:49 UTC
[ SERO, is it? ASH had an exorbitant number of issues with working under anyone of any kind. That said, he was already doing it. And he'd heard some interesting things about this group of organisms. Very interesting ]

[ooc: hahaha this makes me irrationally excited. Do I just respond here to RSVP, or do I go somewhere else? I'm going to be out of town until January 1 starting tomorrow, otherwise I would try and squish in some more planning before making a decision like this. If this is where he would RSVP, consider it done! Hopefully they don't mind a little spider robot showing up, haha. ]

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OOC thepull_mods December 28 2010, 21:47:12 UTC
[If he's attending, his registration will count as affiliation, you can plop that up here. Spider-drone will be quite welcome, it won't be the strangest thing SERO's ever had working for them!

Additional lot info'll be coming up as we get closer to convention date.]

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[A COMMENT THAT IS NOT HERE] topslug February 15 2011, 13:07:24 UTC
[ Yako would have given Ash chocolates, but wtf how do you give chocolate to a computer program?

Also he'd probably just diss them anyway. 8( ]

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[A COMMENT THAT IS NOT HERE] uraniumnumnum February 16 2011, 22:50:03 UTC
[ YOU BET HE WOULD. GET YOUR USELESS HUMAN JUNK AWAY FROM ME.

Maybe if Yako got some chocolate her mom made, Ash could use it for fuel... ]

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text - sent Sunday morning. zealouspeter March 6 2011, 05:07:29 UTC
Are you still operational?

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text - sent Sunday morning. (wow I just got this notif now. AWESOME LJ) uraniumnumnum March 10 2011, 06:11:55 UTC
Yes. What do you want?

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text. LJ IS A PRO, indeed. zealouspeter March 10 2011, 23:16:40 UTC
To reach outside of this city.

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text. I can't trust it anymore B'| gotta manually check my threads uraniumnumnum March 12 2011, 04:26:24 UTC
[ well, that sounds interesting. ]

If you want me for something, don't be so annoyingly cagey. Explain.

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voicemail; topslug May 22 2011, 16:00:14 UTC
[ So, so chipper and bright. ]

Hey, Ash. I figured you had enough time to think about what we last talked about on the network. So, what's your answer?

I'll be waiting!

[ Yako was never one not to press an advantage against someone who'd been so terribly verbally abusive to her, after all. She doesn't bother to explain herself, either, just hangs up on that cheerful note. ]

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text uraniumnumnum May 23 2011, 05:15:22 UTC
[ GOD DAMMIT LEAVE HIM ALONE confusing girl ughghgh. Technically, he could have answered this whenever he liked, but he leaves it alone for a bit because he'll have to actually put some energy into his response. And in the end, he can't even bring himself to use voice, just in case he gets worked up again. ]

You're toying with fate. If you want some kind of favor from me, you're never going to get it this way.

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text topslug May 23 2011, 11:41:48 UTC
[ And because unlike Ash she has a life away from the Internet, the answer comes a bit later. ] Don't worry. You couldn't get me the only thing I'd want, anyway!

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text uraniumnumnum May 23 2011, 23:11:19 UTC
[ bah only inferior beings have lives outside of computers, clearly. Her answer clears up absolutely nothing for Ash, other than apparently reinforcing the idea that she just wants to be his friend and doesn't hate him - which is an extremely hard pill for him to swallow. ]

Then what? Stop messaging me.

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text; THE NIGHT OF THE THUNDERSTORM YEAHHHH topslug June 1 2011, 18:30:06 UTC
[ Forget all the verbal abuse he's heaped on her, man: ]Ash, the power just went out. Are you okay?

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text; /OMINOUS THUNDERCRACK uraniumnumnum June 1 2011, 19:55:27 UTC
[ fortunately, he isn't the type to let the same accident happen to him twice - after all, at his core, he's just a learning computer. Since February, he's gotten a backup power source - not as powerful as it could be, and it wouldn't last him more than an hour at best, but he'd have to remedy that when he found enough uranium.

Thankfully, the sector he's in restores power fairly quickly, and -- what the hell is Yako doing messaging him again. ]

Of course I am, you twit.

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text; topslug June 1 2011, 20:02:58 UTC
[ If he could see her face now, he'd see the relief in it. And probably mock it. So, good thing he can't. ]

Good. I'm glad to hear it.

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text; uraniumnumnum June 1 2011, 20:27:19 UTC
[ Whaaaat. He just can't get used to this at all. She's a human! Hmph. ]

I wonder.

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