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"This is the commander of the U.S.S. Enterprise. All cities and installations on Eminiar VII have been located, identified, and fed into our fire-control system. In one hour and forty five minutes, the entire inhabited surface of your planet will be destroyed. You have that long to surrender your hostages." -
The big fish died
We had this big goldfish in our aquarium. It started out gold, I think, but over the years it turned white. I think it was one of those that you win at a carnival or a state fair or soemthing. I remember my dad once found it had a rock stuck in its mouth - so he grabbed a pair of tweezers, pulled the fish out of the water, and spent something like ( Read more... ) -
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"I don't know, Pat. Maybe I'm progressive, but maybe also you're old-fashioned, like all knowin' what it looks like for a horse to go to the bathroom start-to-finish."
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"God DAMN these electric sex pants!" -
what the fuck
U.S. Representative Joe Barton, of Texas, posted on Twitter the following:
"I seemed to have baffled the Energy Sec with basic question - Where does oil come from?"
...and then posted the following video:
This guy is supposedly a senior member of the House Energy Committee. You know, the people who would be expected to know a little more about ( Read more... )
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