South by Southwest by Mom by Kel. Recognize.

[urban_brie]

My mom and my sister have this inexplicable habit of calling me one right after the other, despite the fact my mom's in Chicago and Raquel is on the West Coast. (How High Fidelty, eh?) Kel called me while I was in the middle of writing a paper last night to tell me that she and her third boyfriend in as many months have broken up due to some

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[sockninja]

WHOA.
Tell Raquel to hook me up with that guy's number.

[urban_brie]

He accidentally touched Nicky Hilton's boob once. Hott!

[loose_button]

Tell your mum she should give you the recipe for those croquette things so we mortals can try and replicate them.

I'M SO JEALOUS.

[urban_brie]

The secret to her croquettes?

They're instant.

Gasp!