Comments | urbanemonkey: Jess goes to Texas: A Wild Western Saga

urbanemonkey

Jess goes to Texas: A Wild Western Saga

Oct 25, 2005 08:20

Editor's note: This is a LONG goddamn story. Like ... 5,000 words ... 10 full single-spaced pages in size 12 Times New Roman. It's no wonder it took me two days to write.

Prologue: As with most of the long-distance trips I make, some calamity always befalls me. It's as predictable as sunset. No matter where I go, if I'm visiting for the first ( Read more... )

travel, opeth, houston, trrz

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antoninko October 25 2005, 16:23:24 UTC

Wow. That is quite epic. :) You should collect your travel stories and publish them. Or make a chapbook out of them and give it as xmas presents.

trrz October 25 2005, 18:42:54 UTC

Oh hell yeah! My name would be published in a book that had nothing to do with psychological profiles! That would be the shiznite yo.

urbanemonkey October 25 2005, 20:22:21 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

You're as funny as your bright blue towel.

urbanemonkey October 25 2005, 20:21:53 UTC

I have a catalog of my trips through New Zealand and Europe.

What is a "chapbook"?

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trrz October 25 2005, 18:44:56 UTC

Roomie's name is Yavor. And it's a two bathroom apartment. The other was in roomie's room. Trust me you were better off using mine than his. Also, I gave you the scenic route of downtown.

urbanemonkey October 25 2005, 20:21:27 UTC

If "scenic route" means "tour of some weird places where I wouldn't want to be caught alone after dark for fear of the pants-less homeless population getting ornery" then yes, you took me on the "scenic route".