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urbaneninja

on the dark arts of the ninja

May 11, 2005 15:10

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poppycat May 11 2005, 20:34:40 UTC

Awesome:) I have the ninja ability to walk completely silently. This came from stealing food when I was a kid. My mother had me on a very hideous diet and the only way I could eat properly was to sneak through a room, often with them in it, and go grab myself something. I got so good at it that I managed to actually raid the biscuit tin while it was in the same room as them. I still walk like a cat and it comes in handy for scaring people and avoiding impending relatives at family gatherings:D

urbaneninja May 12 2005, 21:47:44 UTC

ooh, walking silently is a good skill. i've only achieved "Ninjawalk Level III," which allows me to creep on carpet, tile, faux wood, and wet grass. also sand and other soft materials. i'm still hoping to master Level IV, at which point i would be able to walk on dead leaves and the like, but i'm not very optimistic -- i seem to be getting clumsier as life goes on.

nextexit May 12 2005, 00:14:39 UTC

Oh wow I think I'm the anti-urbaneninja...I can't recall the last time I successfully snuck up on someone. I always manage to knock a lamp over or sneeze. :)

BUT I MAKE A MEAN PIE!!!

urbaneninja May 12 2005, 21:49:45 UTC

don't feel bad about the sneaking -- many of my ninja brethren have been incapacitated by a slice of mean pie in single combat.

peppermintyy May 12 2005, 00:29:01 UTC

love it! haha. I did that to my older brother ALL the time.
He didn't garner any ninja skills.. instead he hates horror/suspense movies and halloween till this day.

urbaneninja May 12 2005, 22:03:50 UTC

haha, it's so fun, isn't it? i dunno, i think it's the mixture of the thrill of the hunt with the look of crazed fear in their eyes that split second before they realize it's you.

___swerve May 12 2005, 18:29:42 UTC

I wike dis! :)

urbaneninja May 12 2005, 22:17:03 UTC

thanks! =)

blinking_light May 13 2005, 03:15:00 UTC

I vote for a phone post where you say, "AAAAAHHhhhHHHHH gah BOOgah BOOgah BOOgah!!!!"

'cause i really can't imagine what that would sound like.
:)

urbaneninja May 13 2005, 03:50:05 UTC

haha, it sounds exactly like it's spelled. just shriek it in the loudest falsetto you can muster =)

we'll see about your request...i meant to phone post earlier anyway, but the line was freakin busy.