luckily there weren't any

[urbaneninja]

As a child, I was uncommonly wary of pretty much everything. And by "wary," I mean terrified. Yes, I've mentioned my fear of the dark, but that's not so uncommon, is it? How about stickers? Or grass? Or doorbells

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[stjude]

maybe your dad wanted you to bring the slingshot for self defense. not that it would be as effective at close range as a spade.

[urbaneninja]

haha, the funny (and sad) thing is, i'm pretty sure you're right about the slingshot. and i still stand by my assertion that a spade could be useful!