Open iTunes to answer the following. Go to your library. Answer, no matter how embarrassing it is.
How many songs: 983
Sort by song title
First Song: Caught Up In You - .38 Special
Last Song: Tube Snake Boogie - ZZ Top
Sort by time
Shortest Song: We're On a Mission From God - The Blues Brother 0:01
Longest Song: Whipping Post - The Allman Brothers 23:01
Sort by album
First Song: Black Betty - Spiderbait - 100 Tonight Alright
Last Song: X&Y - Coldplay - X&Y
First song that comes up on Shuffle: Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner - Fall Out Boy
"sex", how many songs come up? 6
"death", how many songs come up? 4
"love", how many songs come up? 34
"you", how many songs come up? 107