Dearest Russell: Life is too sedate for you. Here, stand quietly while I slap you silly--well, no, I'll slap you senseless, since you're already silly.
But I am glad and grateful that you're showing good spirits. You bless others with a dose of fun, something we've got to have while Rome quietly burns--and with the W and Cheney off on their ranches, we've no one to drag into the Senate for tarring and feathering.
Now go buy something--help the economy. It's The American Way. (gosh, I nearly vomited my breakfast writing that)
If I could afford to go buy something I would, but this economy has kicked my a$$. I think the American way has left the building. :-/ But my silliness has not. :-)
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(I'm a day late for April Fool's.)
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Life is too sedate for you. Here, stand quietly while I slap you silly--well, no, I'll slap you senseless, since you're already silly.
But I am glad and grateful that you're showing good spirits. You bless others with a dose of fun, something we've got to have while Rome quietly burns--and with the W and Cheney off on their ranches, we've no one to drag into the Senate for tarring and feathering.
Now go buy something--help the economy. It's The American Way. (gosh, I nearly vomited my breakfast writing that)
Seriously, happy Friday.
--markb
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Happy Friday to you too!
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