how creepy.. my favorite quote for years was from an obscure cake song, "daria"
"shes and open book, but you dont which page to turn to
do you, do you,
dooo you"

Today my friends thought it would be funny to sit me down and make fun of me for having a hearing impairment.

wednesday, lunch, codine, old english, percocet, colt 45, pot, vomit, thursday, snowboarding, vomit

the end.

A: mecca for mindless twenty somethings wanting to experience the ultimate mediocre disease ridden dude-guy heinous slut horrorshow

Q: what is spring break?

Tasting the obvious, I was meant for metro. Stiletto heels are my downfall. I admire women who skydive from plane's in their lingerie. My talent lies in having no outstanding talent, but many generals. I will never hate downtempo lounge. Eat vegetables. Fresh. Prefering the aquious earth, snow or sea. You don't even blink do you. Subways always. ( Read more... )

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I cook _________ with chicken.

avocado lasagna
tikki masala curry
pineapple
rosemary & citrus
cranberry & sage
family members

What do you eat with chicken?

i would like to say "it has finally occurred to me..."
but in truth i can only say "i can no longer deny it..."

i am not a substantial person.
i have little strength and have aquired many weaknesess.
i am a 4 year old, prone to fits of hysteria and devistation.
i am a pansy.

Dear Diary,

Today the snow was so soft. I fell off the battleship box. I landed on my face. I blame my nose injury on you. Fuck you asshole.

Sincerely,

Ali

P.S. I have a bacterial infection in my lungs. That is your fault as well.

And this map makes me sad.


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