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[urcrazedhernia]

Holy hell, Martha Stewart came to the festival orchestra concert tonight, and I touched her, and omg omg omg. I don't care that the concert was bad because I brushed up against Martha and she stared at me and checked out tina's bf. HOLY HELL

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[restar42]

did she smell of potpurri?

[shitandstuff]

What was she wearing?

[e_m_k]

Jealous to the one trillionth power.